23 thoughts on “Salma Hayek Hot (11 Photos)

  1. Doctor Dick

    No doubt this hairy man faced melon headed tranny is here at the request of Spankmaster and Big Mick. So they can simper over his massive dong and swollen ball sack. Disgraceful faggots.

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    1. Dr Freud

      Your obsession with the male body and homosexuality is interesting and informative. Are you familiar with the concept of “projection”?

      Now, tell me about your mother.

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      1. Spankmaster

        I’ll tell you about his mother, it being Daniella Westbrook and her being so sick and tired of arse fucking Dockie with her huge strap on (regardless of the huge amount of money he paid her each time to do it), that she up and ran off with the extremely gay pool boy (who also got paid by Dockie to arse fuck him), greatly hoping they could find some peace in the world forever away from him. Now that Dockie has found Russell Brand and they so enjoy fucking each other and literally fucking the shit out of each other, then their lives in being so much shit are complete. I do hope, Dr Freud, that this sufficiently answers your question…

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        1. Doctor Dick

          I can tell you that for National Cock Sucking Day, Spankmaster and Big Mick will be holding a 24 hour suckathon and hope to suck off over a thousand cocks for charity. FYI I can tell you Dr Freud was the original mother fucker. Is that why you have borrowed his name?

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          1. Dr Freud

            Your hostile response clearly shows my questions regarding homosexuality have hit a nerve. This is very interesting, and very suggestive about your neurosis.

            We are really making progress and need to keep exploring why you are both so fixated on the subject of male homosexuality and so outwardly hostile about it.

            Now, tell me about your mother…

          2. Doctor Dick

            My honest reply pointed out that you, Dr Freud are the original mother fixated fucker. I am interested in why you chose to be mother loving Dr Freud. FYI Spankmaster would like the unwashed panties you sniff from your mothers laundry. He likes to sniff them as he sucks cocks. Give your mother my love. You will take that literally. Nasty. My comments on HOMOSEXUALITY are made professionally as a Doctor. FYI Spankmaster and Big Mick are faggots,

          3. Spankmaster

            As you will see, Dr Freud, Dockie is avoiding the issue about his mother as he is such an arse and shit fucking fuckfaced fag. For someone like him who never treated his mother well, this being Daniella Westbrook, it’s no wonder that he is so fucked in the head and that he just so wishes to continue being absolute fucking shit in being in such a homosexual shit loving experience with Russell Brand. I only keep telling him to kill himself simply to give his life meaning. There we are, problem solved…

          4. Doctor Dick

            Dr Mother Fucking Freud. You may be interested to know that Spankmaster likes to dress as Halma Sayek in order to attract fresh cocks. He also has a cage full of bull queer gorillas in his garden. I can see you are getting aroused. I shall leave you with Spankmaster.

          5. Spankmaster

            As you will see, Dr Freud, Dockie still continues to project about these avoidance issues concerning his mother, something he will never overcome given that he believes that his mother never fucked him up enough. Even with Dockie now being in the ultimate shit loving, eating and fucking relationship with Russell Brand, he will never find it enough, given his need to make Russell Brand so jealous in mentioning all the grannies in the Kardashian/Jenner clan as they fuck, along with all the animals he wishes would eternally fuck his worthless arse. Just let Dockie reduce himself to absolute shit, as at least that way he will find some solace in the sewer that spawned him…

          6. Doctor Dick

            Doctor Freud. On the subject of mothers, you should know Spankmaster was raised in a house full of faggots. Baby Spankmaster did not know what a tit was. He suckled cock. He still does.

          7. Big Mick

            Dockie,

            You are a loathsome degenerate, it is only now you realise that sucking off your mother’s cock seems strange, it is because your so called mother was in fact a donkey with a 2 foot cock.

            All you know is faggortery deviance, you became a cock rider at an early age, but then Russell Brand and Jessica Alves became your new family and from there you became the mega faggot you are today, keep being a faggot, you faggot.

      2. Big Mick

        Dr Freud,

        Doctor Dick is indeed obsessed with homosexuality, sucking his mothers dick, transvestites and chicks with dicks. He is what you call a clinical mega woke faggot bitch. Please tell us about your findings on his deviant and degenerate ass fucking

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        1. Spankmaster

          I agree entirely, only to add that you, Dockie, must realise that Salma is a very beautiful, older MILF woman who has done more with her life than anyone in that Whore of Babylon Kardashian/Jenner clan. Salma, in fact, is the epitome of what sexy women are all about. Sadly, in giving you these understandings, even laid out as simply as possible, you will never appreciate, accept or even cohere them to whatever rationality is left in that severely fucked up shit infused head of yours because for you, Dockie, it’s all about male arseholes and dicks – human or otherwise – that gets your boat floated and sunk. Peter, Big Mick and I, along with everyone else, have done our best to make you realise that you are an extremely severe fucked in the head homosexual loving ass clown who for some reason won’t take the simple hint that you must fuck off and die, to give your life some meaning. That all being said, just fuck off and die. The sewer that spawned you is still calling you…

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  2. Spankmaster

    Salma, my ultimate Latino goddess, you so outdo anything the Whore of Babylon Kardashian/Jenner family will ever achieve and that’s just by you merely breathing heavily with all your loveliness. Hmmm, you are so yummy…

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    1. peter dobson

      I totally agree Spankmaster. You’re one of the rare men that understand beauty and is not affraid to write about it. My wife says hello to you and sends you her warm affection

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      1. Spankmaster

        Thank you, Peter my friend. Please give your wife my fond regards and I wish you all the best in admiring our Latino goddess…

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        1. Big Mick

          I agree Peter and Spankmaster, Samantha is indeed a beautiful woman, unlike the kardasians/jenners degenerates.

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          1. Doctor Dick

            Samantha? Who the hell’s Samantha. Are you glancing at Samantha in your gay porn magazine as you type this ? Or did you mean to type ‘Spankmaster’. I think that might be it :-(

  3. John

    Beautiful and talented woman

    Why do the website administrators allow racist and sexist comments?

    Having read some of them, I think many viewers are descendants from folk seen in the film Deliverance!

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    1. peter dobson

      Ahh all our comments are all in good fun. No harm no faul. In real life we are all law obiding citizens. It’s like rough-housing or a verbal pillow fight if you will

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