11 thoughts on “Salma Hayek and Family Embark on a Nautical Adventure in Mexico (37 Photos)

    1. Doctor Dick

      Welcome back Spanker. Clearly your tour of tranny asian ass hellholes has left you deranged. This man face melon head does not even have fur. Let alone the springy back legs and kangaroo balls that drive any Spankmaster wild. FYI Peter Dobson has missed Spanker :-(

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      1. peter dobson

        And you dockie can go and fuck yourself with a strap-on from Kim K. her ass.
        Go play with the mentally disabled family of whores. But stay away from Salma Hayek Pinault you little fucker or i’ll have you castrated by my wife

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        1. Spankmaster

          Thank you Peter my friend. Could not have put it any better than what you did, only to add that what very little Dockie has to be castrated by your good wife must be done with an incredibly rusty, blunt razor and with no anesthetic. Give him incredible pain that will undoubtedly kill him, while your good wife will get the Nobel peace prize for ridding us of such a loathsome pest. Win-win all round…

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  1. Steven R

    Undoubtedly the least flattering photos of her I’ve ever seen…..yet I’d still saute this greasers shit box.

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  2. Spaz de la Whoreta

    Good thing she’s married to a French billionaire faglord, otherwise she’d have to do Mexican greybox porn.

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  3. your mother

    Funny her stomach wasn’t like this on her recent bikini and swimsuit photos on Instagram…this after all proves that she has edited her Instagram photos.

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