49 thoughts on “Pregnant Emily Ratajkowski Poses Naked (11 Photos)

  1. Marx

    Hope these pics stay on the internet long enough for her kid to Google them someday.

    No matter how much of a fuck up the kid is, she has one over the mum.

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    1. nutsforsluts

      I’m just fucking with y’all. I’m actually not gay IRL.
      Emily is a fucking goddess. The hottest woman extant.

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  2. Hugh Gentry

    Hey Emily’s kid, if you’re reading this in twelve years time, we all wanted to shag your mama!! More sperm died so that you can live than you could possibly fathom. And we’re all real jealous of those three-hourly feeds.

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      1. Dark D

        If you’re going to use the name, at least make sure what you’re saying isn’t inane bullshit – it ruins the suspension of disbelief. Thanks.

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        1. Dark D

          What’s that, fake Dark D?
          You’ll have to take the black 20 lb. cock out of your mouth if you want anyone to understand what you’re saying.

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          1. Dark D

            What you can’t read unless you’re picturing someone take a cock out of their mouth. Makes sense.

          2. Spankmaster

            The donkey will sort out the fake Dark D. His arse is now ruined by the almighty ass. All praise the nature of his torturous wang…

  3. wawa

    Yeah hollywood really needs to stop trying to push the whole pregnancy being sexy thing. There’s a reason why the fashion industry in NY doesn’t. Just a bunch of conceited, narcissists trying to remind everyone that despite being damaged goods with baggage they are still somehow bangable.

    Makes matters worse how this chick is acting like she’s special for giving birth. Bitch you opened your legs and took you’re 39482094203920 load from the 210931902 guy. You’re not special.

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  4. Hulk Hogan

    Sorry brother but the power always has and always will lie with me. Come back and chat when you’ve carried the weight of the world on your shoulders

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  5. Rich

    The alien looks even weirder now. This chick thinks she’s the only one that’s ever been pregnant. Somebody needs to tell her she’s nothing special.

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  6. Harvey weinstein

    Hmmmm Harvey wants that breast milk baby. Suck them big juicy milky tits and then stick my dick up her ass and make another baby.

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  7. Spankmaster

    The horse goes neigh. The bull bellows. The pig goes oink. The donkey goes whinny…and ‘get on your hands and knees, biaitch!’ These are all sexually intense sounds made by the prospective father. Only one will sire the child.

    Donations are to be given to me at the usual address to fund the most likely candidate as daddy…

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