22 thoughts on “Phoebe Prices Struts Her Stuff in a Purple Dress (42 Photos)

  1. Mr. Loopy

    She is the only woman I would consider taking one for the gAy-team. Stunning piece of art. Thank you, crapper. We all appreciate your posts.

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    1. Mr. Loopy

      Please forgive the idiot above, he doesn’t know any better and he is out for my attention, fanboys right…

      I’ll gladly post your next pictures dear, as I am a fan… Keep growing them pubes tho!

      I really liked the pic where you gave us a glance of what could be a great shot of the ginger bush…

      The real Me – Mr.Loopy has spoken… With love X

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  2. The Spankmaster Diaries (extract)

    Today, Phoebe woke me with a long and steaming ‘golden shower’. Having slurped up that tasty brew, Phoebe wedged all six of her dildos up my back passage for safe keeping. I am a happy Spankmaster. Today, as a special treat, she chained me to her toilet, within reach of her dirty laundry. I think there will be some Spankmaster deposits made in her festering panties !

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    1. Spankmaster

      I never knew this fuckwitted fraudulent Spankmaster took me for being such a man of intensity where diaries are concerned. This fraud is also undoubtedly into gorilla sex, guano worship and fucking his dead grandmother. For those who don’t believe me, I have the photos from peering into his window and catching him in the act. Alternatively, those who want to see it live, I will send you the address. Please understand, though, once you go there and witness what I have seen, you will never look at anything the same again. I’m lucky to say any of this, as the LSD has been working fine so far.

      At least my reality as the real Spankmaster isn’t so jaded…

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      1. The Spankmaster Diaries (Cont.)

        Hi world. Today. I am indeed a happy Spankmaster. Today, Phoebe strapped me into the ‘automated giant dildo ass destroyer’ and she forgot to turn it off. I was there for 12 hours with a 18″ dong pounding my ass. Took me back to my faggot days. A happy Spankmaster greets you. My only complaint is she washes her pussy at least once a month. A ‘Spankmaster approved pussy’ makes your eyes water just to sniff it. And I like to suck the crud off Phoebe’s dildoed pussy and bunghole. Its all I eat.

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  3. Doctor Dick

    As the only straight guy here, I can say Phoebe gives me a raging boner. All you faggots trolling for Crappers cock and bum hole collection search in vain. The internet’s just not big enough for that collection !

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    1. Spankmaster

      Tell the truth, when you finish fucking your mother and Phoebe, as well as licking clean their underwear, do you pay them or do they pay you? I only ask because whoever has the money is generally the man and regardless of whatever raging, stonking boner you may have, you do sound like nothing more than just a little biaitch. Come on Doc, be a good girl and get back to fucking your transsexual nether regions…

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      1. Doctor Dick

        Spankmaster is upset. I forgot that Crappers vast cock and bum hole collection is a mere fraction of ‘The Spankmaster Archives’. Here, giant dongs and gaping bum holes from around the world greet Spankmaster’s cock hungry eyes. No bum hole is Spankmaster proof. Beware. And wear iron underpants !

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  4. slaikka

    Why this everyday? i think paparazzis in US are kinda dumb. Also your President is kinda dumb too. In Finland we have Sauli and Lennu

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    1. wawa

      They aren’t paparazzi. She literally hires a photographer to come out and take pictures of her making it appear like she’s famous and has random paps waiting for her. She buys IG followers too. This chick is weird and is basically trying to fake being famous. 50k followers on IG (which is shit in and of itself) yet her pictures have a super tiny engagement. Like 15 likes and 3 comments. Which proves they are paid for bot followers.

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  5. Dickbiggerthanyourmoms

    Fucking crapper posting this milk gone bad long about shitshow. The only time anyone wants to see this is if she’s taking it in the ass like Maitland Ward. Fuck you and fuck this bitch. Crapper sit on a cactus and spin.

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  6. Spankmaster

    I will now post an option for all those who care:

    Anyone wanting me to waste this mega-fugly biaitch with my high powered rifle, please respond to this post with a yes.

    All those fags out there who can’t get past their own fist in wanting more of this mega-fugly biaitch, please fuck off and die.

    There, that was pretty simple to sort out…

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    1. Doctor Dick

      Simple Spankmaster ! The obvious lack of cock on this sexy, smelly and arousing lady of America, will always result in a ‘Spankmaster bypass’ as you look to ambush the nearest faggot.

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