Myleene Klass was spotted on the beach during her vacation in Portugal, 07/29/2017. Myleene Klass is an English singer, pianist, media personality and model. Age: 39 (6 April 1978).
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Booooo no cameltoe :(
Ya what ^ said
My yellow fever is flaring up and she holds the cure in her panties but won’t give it. Asians do not do nudity – so frustrating!
fuck no. this bitch looks like a transvestite version of Woody.
Oh, no! I just got over my bad case of yellow fever last week, and now it’s back!
It is highly frustrating to be a man with yellow fever. Asian women, culturally, are far more reserved about showing naked body parts. Sure, you can see them on peeasian.com, but let’s disregard the porn chicks for a bit.
I want to see A and B list Asian celebs having their nude-squatting-peeing-in-the-sink-while-brushing-teeth pictures “accidentally” leaked from iCloud. At this point, it is hard to think of a white female celeb who has not spread it open, rubbed it off, and squirted onto the camera lens or showed themselves in great detail waxing the mons pubice and cleft of Venus or bent over with anus AND vag exposed or gave you a video tour that started with a closeup of heavens gate, took you into and through heavens gate, and ended up somewhere around her tonsils.
God bless those white girls. Truly, I mean it. There is no greater joy or chemical high that a man can experience than the one he gets when he can make a big visual deposit into the spank bank that can be pulled out and pulled to for years. Thank you, beautiful Hollywood white girls!
Other races must not enjoy showing their clit erections as much as white girls, but it’s the Asians I adddress today as I feel my yellow fever coming back.
Beautiful Asian kittens, please do me a favor. First, leave your bra on – I am not 10 and do not get excited by boobs. I mean, free the nipple and all, I support it, but I wouldn’t ogle a single woman if they all went topless tomorrow. BORING!
No, my Asian puppies, I ask instead that you first shave off the black bush that most Asian women insist is as stylish as ever (I don’t get as bored by bushes, but I need to see lips and your clit dry pumping while you masturbate. So, get a nice pic of you and your best little girlfriend. Butt shots are nice, too – straight up deep crack butt shots (or bend over if preferred).
Finally, in the last one, you can do something nasty like show your squirting urethra after masturbating with the bath water stream like you know you do. Or, pee ina cup, or include a video of your beautiful inner labia and hood as you whack off – look to Abigail Spencer for motivation, no?
There is nothing to be ashamed of. Everybody thinks your hot. You can feel eyes crawling on you when you prance around in your tiny red microbikkni.
Fulfill your needs by just showing it all. Every single bit. Judd Apatow gayly complains about lack of erections in Mai stream film. I know why there aren’t any, all the dude are overly frustrated by Asian chicks in bikinis and just desperately need a little peek into that area to start recovering.
Lucy, Luo, you are up first!
I don’t understand why there was so much fuss over her ass on I’m a celebrity, looking at these pics it’s clear she has barely any ass to look at
Fun fact: In January 2010, Klass was warned by police for flashing a kitchen knife at some dipshits for wandering through her garden when she was home alone with her daughter and she still believed she was the victim. Now I could be wrong but doesnt flashing a knife at someone means you wish to stab them? Or maybe she was using the knife to cut up dinner? We’ll never know, it is Britcuckland.