Simon Cowell is seen sipping on some fresh green juice as he enjoys a beach getaway in Cabo with Lauren Silverman and their son, 10/01/2019. Simon has definitely shed quite a bit of weight recently and was showing off a tighter middle as he splashed around in the pool of his resort.
Simon, you can do better than that.
Cheaper to keeper
Oh for a bag of shit to wank over. Oh look, here’s one with this hideous thing. Sexy, I doubt it. Nope, nothings happening here. I feel so cheap now…
Spankmaster. You are just disappointed by the lack of Gorilla sex. Take the banana out of your ass.
Fake name faggot comment and reply. Lol, stupid as fuck like the dummy that writes that nonsense.
To Spunkmeister and 5000 names, you clearly are projecting over-compensation issues on matters that prove you to be totally incompetent to handle. Stick to licking up shit and being fucked up the arse by your mother’s strap-on, as this is obviously what you do best and all that you are good at.
There, your lives in a nutshell and I do hope you appreciate my counselling, free of charge…
Spankmaster. 5000 names is TLDR. Which is odd. As he is one person using various names. Yet you and I are separate people using separate names to rip the piss. I sense TLDR/5000names will have an irony impairment. Keep sticking them bananas up your ass.
I actually disagree she’s definately a milf
She’s a milf. And the commenters on this site are homosexuals. Its hilarious. They dont like a woman unless she looks like a plastic Barbie doll.
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Why, Simon? Why?