Brazilian-British television personality and the ‘Human Ken Doll’ Jessica Alves (Roddy Alves) stuns in a black halterneck bikini showing off all her curves out in the Spanish sunshine of Marbella, 08/02/2020.
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jessicaalvesuk/
Thanks for the nightmares
What was this creature before it fell in the toxic ooze.
Did you see the caption (Stuns) More like turns to stone.
What the fuck is that? It’s like plastic that’s been microwaved.
He/she/it reminds me of this site:
Not what you would expect…
And not in a good way.
She literally looks like the Swamp-Thing.
Somebody left their sex doll out in the sun
I stun people when I show off my curves.
That would only happen when you’re about to get the cattle prod in graduating from Bovine University. And that’s exactly the same that is to be said for this incredibly fucking ugly thing…
Instead of giving us pics of the beautiful Slavic BARBIE Valeria Lukyanova, a goddess, crapper gives us a gallery of this post-Ken curiosity.
Hard pass, i’ll fart on my own dinner thanks. Actually I lost my appetite, fuck you crapper
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
Viktor, I think sadly someone already tried this with both fire and high octane fuel. And this incredibly sorry fucking mess is the end result…
They also stretched it to bring it back to its human form. This is the result of dreadful experiments…
Hmmm, yes, she is now the poster girl for what not to do when anyone goes hunting whales…
Garbage Pail Kid.
i just threw up
Yes, and I bet it looks a lot like this thing here…
WHY?????
Stop posting nasty ass shit like this dudes come here to see naked chicks to beat off to. Not to see ugly ass transgendered people. Know your audience because no on coming to this site wants to see this nasty shit
Speak for yourself
Looks like when Donald Glover put on that mask on Atlanta.
The “face” of mental Illness. To be honest they should put the plastic surgeons in jail.
I’m with you
Oh mein Gott! Was ist geschehen?
Halt die Fresse du Hurensohn!
It’s the incredible melting woman! Run now everyone before it’s too late…
Spanker. That’s a guy, not a woman. You need to be more careful. Asshole annihilation awaits !!
I feel so cheap to now realise it’s a man. I need to wash my brain out with Trumpy’s bleach…
Actually people, you have a choice:
A) Fuck this; or
B) An inflatable rubber doll for the exact same purpose.
I’m just curious as to which one would be more preferential…
I can’t do both?
No, as that would defeat the purpose of my philosophy. Honestly, some people…
Who selects the pictures for this site? – I mean WHY would you possibly think ANYONE (even it’s own Mother) would want to see these pictures is beyond me?!?!?
Surely there should be a black-list of ‘things’ nobody wishes to see on this site. . . I’ll start:
• Whatever that is!!
• Lisa Appleton
• Kerry Katona
• Maitland Ward
I do infact these type of pictures are my absolute faves so there!!
I couldn’t have said it any better.
Why? ♂️ Turning heads for all the wrong reasons… ♂️
WTF how could anyone consider this mutant beast to be anything but disgusting.
wanted to be beautiful & perfect … ends up looking like a monster beneath the seas … be content!
She needs help, looks like an allergic reaction :o
Well I think he’s adorable
You would. Just remember to give it a reach-around; I know how you like these very subtle nuances for romantic closeness…
I find myself atracted to to him strangely enough
Jessica Alves definitely has a bangin’ body….
Are there perverted rich men in the background who give him money for doing this?
And who is the plastic surgeon who operated on him?
Walking Beirut aftermath…..
It’s tunring my cock inside out,someone kill the monstrosity
This is rock bottom crapper
I think the result of all his surgeries has been so bad that he doesn’t really like the way he looks, but it’s too late to reverse what he has. Surgeons who have contributed to this should end up being denounced.
Is this supposed to prep us for when the Pentagon releases the real alien autopsy photo’s?
5y max and suicide
Monster!
What the fuck is this thing??
I can’t understand why plastic surgeons who do that shit are allowed to keep their licenses. Oh, that’s right – they probably don’t have any to begin with.
Can you imagine waking up in the morning and looking in the mirror and seeing this? How the hell do you continue on with your life? You’d have to be on some type of drug to allow you to make it through each day without eating a bullet.
The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy.
And I hope for your sake that it won’t be back…
“IT’S ALIVE, IT’S ALIVE!!!!!” said Frankenstein..
What? What in the actual fuck? Fuck’s up with this site now? Seriously? Fuck even is that thing? I’m not even gonna pick the easy fruit (Face). What the fuck is up with that things legs and hips? They’re like street light poles and the hip looks like it’s dislocated or broken, my motherfucking eyes! I’m a very strong hetro male, i’ll literally fuck anything female, i’d eat dick down a decent looking 90yo. I may even consider a cute looking animal or two…. but i’d be dick swerving the shit outta this fucking fuckery! Seriously, just Beirut bomb the shit outta this “THING”. Is it even female? Cause i wouldn’t bet my life on it. Look Crapper, we all know you like a good troll, but please don’t post this level of faggotry ever again! This shit is an erection destroyer! My sperm level has just dropped about 80% looking at this fuck…. enough already!
Stuns? She looks like complete shit lol anyone who thinks this looks good needs to be medicated. I can’t say one nice thing about this mutant. She looks like Kim Kardashian with down syndrome, in fact, I know a couple girls with downs that I’d rather fuck. She looks like Joan Rivers if she were too eat kids, like an entire kindergarten class worth. She’s only rich because they use her likness in the new “IT” franchise, and it scared the shit out of all age groups. Thank you fappening, I now have the most aggressive form of PTSD out there after laying eyes on this mess. If you leave a hundred dildoes in the back of a VW Beetle in July out in Iraq for 24 hrs, this thing comes crawling out…. and its hungry….
This confused mancorpse is yours, crapper. After all, you put your faggy watermarks on it.
Stunning like a grenade. She’s hideous
Is this a joke? That thing is hideous. Just because it has tits, you think we want to look at it? I only clicked on this post to cast my vote against seeing this again.
The fuck did she tell the plastic surgeon? Make me look like an alien? WTF!!!!!
If a monkey or bear ate this persons face, and most of its body Muscles and all and a doctor had to reconstruct this person.
That would be the only way this would be acceptable.
How can a Doctor do this to someone and except money.
The doctor should be paying this creature to experiment on it.
I have no idea how to even begin to do plastic surgery or reconstructive surgery but even If I tried to, I could not screw up this bad.
It’s almost like they stuck this thing in a room with 50 Chucky‘s and locked the door.
Satanás, é voce??
My god, new campaign pictures for the Donald?
Id rather get AIDS and Corona in my asshole than see that thing naked.
Crapper you dirty cunt, just admit you want to suck this fucking things cock and you want to post more pics of abominations like it, so we can all fuck off once and for all and find another site that doesn’t post shit like this.
Trannies, Amputees and fat asses. Wtf is going on here?
Why you post Wendy Williams for!?!?!