This thread is hilarious.
"People are forcing me to look at dicks but I'm not gay!" Ummmm don't click into the thread
"I'm not agains gays, I just don't believe in it". Believe in it? It is sexuality, not Santa Claus!!!
And last but not least "I'm not homophobic, but..." Under no circumstances should I'm not homophobic even followed by the word but, if there is something else to follow that, then it is most likely going to be something homophobic.
Try "I am not homophobic, I'm also not personally gay, so I am going to exit this MALE CELEBS NUDE thread, that I am unsure of why I entered in the first place and go on browsing the plethora of amazing female bodies that are strewn through this forum"
That would be a fantastic response.