Katie Price

[Tda183]

The next Joan rivers but with ridiculous hits

 

[chk]

Got to laugh at all of the hate comments on here from men who'd certainly jump at the chance to give her one given the chance

 

[DubbleTap]

The next Joan rivers but with ridiculous hits

Joan rivers was funny though! Lol. Katie price is a walking disaster . At this point, you just want to see what happens! Like a parachuter heading towards a power line lol

 

[MrMisters]

Got to laugh at all of the hate comments on here from men who'd certainly jump at the chance to give her one given the chance

Maybe 20 years ago

Not now, and I can say that with certainty, she’s not a kick in the arse off 50 ffs, she’s old, fake and lost her looks 20 surgeries ago

 

[Wolfsbain]

Got to laugh at all of the hate comments on here from men who'd certainly jump at the chance to give her one given the chance

Nobody is giving her one after that latest facelift, her salami serpent cave has got to be roughly where her mouth used to be now and her mouth is where her asshole used to be, fitting really considering the amount of shite she spouts

 

[Hardyorkie]

Any more facelifts she will be pissing out of her belly button.

 

[DubbleTap]

Any more facelifts she will be pissing out of her belly button.

She doesn't need any more surgery, unless it's a personality transplant

 

[chk]

Maybe 20 years ago

Not now, and I can say that with certainty, she’s not a kick in the arse off 50 ffs, she’s old, fake and lost her looks 20 surgeries ago

Then why open the thread? Some of you lot are bizarre.

 

[DarkBLue12345]

I would rather guide my dad into my mum

 

[Fucjer]

Then why open the thread? Some of you lot are bizarre.

It's like slowing down for a car crash

 

[Wolfsbain]

I would rather guide my dad into my mum

I’d rather guide you into your dad while you guide him into your mum, while my great grandma gives me a reach around

 

[DarkBLue12345]

I’d rather guide you into your dad while you guide him into your mum, while my great grandma gives me a reach around

Sort of like a human centipede. Family special edition directors cut.
She's a truly atrocious individual.

 

[unkn0wnc]

Christ, is that Pete Burns

 

[ctrlzctrlv]

You guys are so cruel towards her, don't you know how much she has helped me and the wife over the years? I keep a photo of our Katie next to the bed to help delay ejaculation.

 

[DubbleTap]

You guys are so cruel towards her, don't you know how much she has helped me and the wife over the years? I keep a photo of our Katie next to the bed to help delay ejaculation.

How ugly is your wife that Katie's face doesn't completely scare your erection away? Lol

 

[Fucjer]

He put a bag over the photo of Katie, just the knowledge of its existence there was enough to help

 

[Fucjer]

Christ, is that Pete Burns

no, worse

It's like Pete Burns guided your dad into your mum

 

[Wolfsbain]

no, worse

It's like Pete Burns guided your dad into your mum

Now that sight would spin me right round

 

[Halocock]

Unconfirmed rumour she was doing a “sexy” shoot in front of a roaring fire, that pesky plastic

 

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