And where do I apply to be cameraman?
Britney (interviewing a new body groomer.)
B: Do you have experience waxing?
SG (Straight Guy trying to get body grooming job for Britney Spears): Yes, a little over 3 years in salons and spas . . . (never been in a salon or spa)
B: Great! You're gay, right? I wouldnt want any uncomfortable situations, with you working on my lady bits for hours every couple weeks. (mental note, buy something pink somewhere)
SG: Yep, gay as Elton John, that's me. No interest at all. Total turn off. (buy industrial strength tape to make sure hardon stays as hidden as possible. Be sure to mention bladder problems so frequent trips to the bathroom are not questioned)
B: Awesome! You can talk to my assistants about money! We'll pay you triple the normal rate if you sign this NDA. (my mates are gonna cry tears of envy over this)
SG: Sure... (buy new wardrobe + car)
Yep. I'm sure this hasnt happened, at all, ever.