British 00's porn - NO REAL NAMES PLEASE

[clodder01]

Lynd@ L31gh
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Jackanory time.

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There's a nightclub in Essex called The Circus Tavern which is walking distance from me. Back in the 2000's me and my mates used to go there every few weeks. There were 2 floors, a staged ares and the dance club above, and the staged area used to have strip nights with the Daily Sport Babes.

All the top British Models were there, M1ch3ll3 Th0rn3, 4ng3l L0ng, Lynd@ L31gh, LDM etc.
The girls would charge about £10 for a personal striptease on the stage, where the punter sits on a chair and gets a lap-dance. Being broke working class Essex boys, we'd get there early to get a good table next to the stage where you could see them stripping for free. Not as good as an up-close lap-dance, but beggars can't be choosers.

So, this one night there was about 10 mins till the show finished and LL came up to our table,
"Hello boys, last chance for a striptease! It's almost closing time, who wants one for £8?"
I said, "I'm a bit short of £8, do you do student discounts?".
Looking very unimpressed she goes, "how much short?"
"I don't know, but whatever I've got you can have", and pulled a handful of coins out of my pocket to show her.
"okay, but you only get 5 mins."

I get my 5 minute striptease, she got nude and I saw her fanny 2 inches from my face (I was so temped to stick my tongue up there).
The music stops and she grabbed a small purse bag type thing saying "money please Mr Student Discount".
I emptied out my pockets and started counting and found I had a total of £1.30 in loose change, mostly bronze.
"Not as much as I thought I had, sorry".
She was so pissed off. I just walked away quickly trying to hide my boner.

TL;DR I once got a naked lap-dance off LL for £1.30.

I've got some early stuff in this folder. Clips from DVD rips, TVX, and other bits I don't remember downloading.

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Tremendous stuff - many thanks

 

[ukguy916]

Excellent work everyone .
I'd really appreciate this babe in and backdoor action thats available.
Keep up the great work

Anymore of this hottie

 

[Frank909]

Anymore of this hottie

Hope this ok

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[ferralferret]

Hope this ok

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Lovely stuff. I hope someone has a back catalogue somewhere

 

[Frank909]

Who remembers v.s

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[roverite]

Busty Brits Compilation.
Various release dates.

Part 1.

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[Wigless]

Excellent work everyone .
I'd really appreciate this babe in and backdoor action thats available.
Keep up the great work

She's had a breast reduction recently, sadly

 

[dirtydog2022]

Lovely stuff. I hope someone has a back catalogue somewhere

On the page there's some good clips. Like this one. Wow. Recommended site. Mmm.

 

[heppy]

Some more AJ as requested !View attachment 480p_600k_399764.mp4View attachment 480P_600K_188041421.mp4View attachment 720P_1500K_64270811.mp4

 

[Frank909]

On the page there's some good clips. Like this one. Wow. Recommended site. Mmm.

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[Paulstick]

Some more AJ as requested !View attachment 2416527View attachment 2416528View attachment 2416529

Who's the girl in 2nd video?

 

[Rozalinda]

$@r@h Wr1ght

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[roverite]

BB - 2.

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[roverite]

Nss - 7.

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[polotoon]

BB - 2.

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Legend

 

[daveb74]

Always liked @lexi5 m@y she did some fi0na c00per but didn't seem interested if that makes sense

 

[Wigless]

Always liked al**** m*y she did some fiona cooper but didn't seem interested if that makes sense

Edit the name, that's the whole thing of this thread, no real names

 

[daveb74]

Edit the name, that's the whole thing of this thread, no real names

Done sorry

 

[mattyjj]

Who's the girl in 2nd video?

Z@r@ L3i

 

[sausages]

R04d Tr1p$ UK​

These films are made by the same company that produce 1 M4n B&, and they also messed up their HD releases.
If you want to read my rant, with added screen-grabs like a proper bonafide college lecture (except with porn), click the spoiler.
If you're desperate for that wank, link is underneath.

Spoiler

They were all filmed in 5:4 or 4:3 back then, but with production quality cameras so you couldn't fault the quality when they released them online.
Original video grab (720x576)


Then they fucked up the HD release and stretched the films to 16:9 (1080p), so everyone looked 4 stone heavier.
Who ate all the pies (1920x1080)


The second batch of HD released were also 16:9, but to compensate they cropped some of the screen, then stretched what was left. They looked 2 stone lighter but still a bit wonky.
Getting there (1920x1080)


They finally sorted it out and re-re-posted the de-interlaced, remastered originals with the aspect ratio they were filmed with, and those are back to normal.
Hallelujah (1440x1152)


I've downloaded a mix of those bodge jobs and SD versions over the years, and the ones that were stretched and/or cropped, I fixed myself. Meant another render but they came out fine.

There's also thumbs for each scene included.

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EDIT: Re-upped to Bunkr + replaced the dead Gofile link (2nd July 2024)