then takes me to weird games apps on Google play
That redirection is your problem because it's on your phone. Not my responsibility.
I can download them but cannot unpack them to play on my phone.
Use a PC. Yes, I know this is 2022. This is the Internet where all kinds of magic happens. Using a PC helps a lot when it comes to many things on here. You can't use something because you are using the wrong device? Who else to blame for that than yourself? Always use the right tools for the job.
Let me explain this to you, if I may: I am not providing a service here. I'm not selling, this is not a business. I'm doing this for fun, in my spare time. You wanna see them tiddies? Then it's your job to make it happen, not mine. The treasures are there, you just have to unlock the magic chest, it's a simple quest for experienced adventurers like you.
The goods have been delivered. There is not even a password on the archives. It's not that hard.
No, I will not use rar or zip to repack the files. No, I will not use MEGA as a filehost. No, I will not do this the phone-friendly way. I will use whatever I want to. And it's no rocket science. If you are not capable of unpacking these files, maybe you are not worth the goodies. Before you blast away your shitstorm, think about it for a second. You are getting free stuff.
Thank you for your attention. Keep on rockin'.
