Celebrity guilty pleasures & underrated women

sausages

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She had some cracking tits, but it wouldn't feel right having a wank over Jill knowing what happened to her
Fapping to dead celebrities is tough.
Michelle Trachtenberg, Princess Di, Caroline Flack, Sarah Harding, Anna Nicole Smith, Anne Heche etc...

I tell myself I don't wank to them "out of respect", but the truth is I get put off thinking they're watching me from beyond the grave, and I don't want to get haunted.
 

AshFan27

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Fapping to dead celebrities is tough.
Michelle Trachtenberg, Princess Di, Caroline Flack, Sarah Harding, Anna Nicole Smith, Anne Heche etc...

I tell myself I don't wank to them "out of respect", but the truth is I get put off thinking they're watching me from beyond the grave, and I don't want to get haunted.
Well,by that logic -I must be haunted by the spirits of Jill Dando, Elisabeth Sladen,Trish Williamson,Lynda Bellingham and a few others then....
 
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AshFan27

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Yes, i'm on 'joking', because i meant that you've been wanking to her
You have a very strange sense of humour,dude. Myself being a 'left of centre' guy politically means that I wouldn't have touched her with multiple bargepoles.
 

Fucjer

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You have a very strange sense of humour,dude. Myself being a 'left of centre' guy politically means that I wouldn't have touched her with multiple bargepoles.
Yes, that would be the joke. Ain't nobody wanking to her, except like David Cameron and Jacob Rees Mogg
 

NaplesGuy

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Yes, that would be the joke. Ain't nobody wanking to her, except like David Cameron and Jacob Rees Mogg

This will blow your tiny mind, but a cunt is a cunt and it's apolitical. Maggie might have had a really nice little tight one. Who cares. I know my cock doesn't and it doesn't discriminate. Just my opinion, not that you care.
 
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