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1. Doctor Dick November 6, 2022 at 7:28 am

   She looks like a drunk Spankmaster at the gay bar urinals :-)

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   1. Spankmaster November 6, 2022 at 9:19 am

      Tsk, tsk. Yet again lying about me of things that you only want to do to yourself. Ah well, put your head forward to the red dot light and wait a few seconds for much deserved peace. You know it makes sense…

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      1. Pastafarian Preacher November 6, 2022 at 9:24 am

         Spanky, I understand fully how much of an unforgivable fag Doc Dick and you not only have my full support over killing him, angle grinder or otherwise, but I will even help you bury him and give him a nice funeral. I’ll even play some of Mark Almond’s greatest hits, just to prove how tainted his life truly was.

         All praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!

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      2. Doctor Dick November 6, 2022 at 11:41 am

         Congratulations Spanker :-) Looks like Pastafarian Preacher will be paying the glory hole a visit. Enjoy :-)

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         1. Spankmaster November 6, 2022 at 2:35 pm

            I, the Pastafarian Preacher, only have the vice of being a devout alcoholic, not a fag like the extent you go to, Doc Dick. Back in the old days, we would give your kind a shit load of drugs, then force you to swim off a very deep wharf after giving you a concrete jogging suit. Our religion would then say a few words of how fucked your life has been, while being sacred with a few shots of whiskey. It seems like we must revisit the old days, to prevent your kind from being a nuisance to others.

            All praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!

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            1. Doctor Dick November 6, 2022 at 4:28 pm

               I just see a future of you and Spankmaster making the double backed beast. And I know what you two will be ‘smokin’ and it’s not pot but cock!!
            2. Davidson November 6, 2022 at 4:44 pm

               This discourse is really turning me on!
            3. Spankmaster November 6, 2022 at 10:09 pm

               I will get my high powered snipers rifle out to do some ultimate therapy sessions on you Dockie. Put your forehead towards the bright little red dot light and in a few seconds your problems will all disappear…
2. Pastafarian Preacher November 6, 2022 at 9:28 am

   Another healthy, tasty MILF with really nice tits. Hmmm, yummy…

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3. Nicu November 6, 2022 at 9:54 am

   it’s not a popular way of doing things, but I see she liked that

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4. Davidson November 6, 2022 at 4:45 pm

   A cheeky face and a thick full bush.

   Who needs anything more?

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5. agentalbert November 6, 2022 at 9:06 pm

   Emily Mortimer is awesome. Not a lot of top notch actresses would have the stones to do those scenes. Total respect, and great tits!

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6. Hanzo the Razor November 7, 2022 at 1:52 am

   Ah the good old 2000’s when you could show full-on sexual assault – still can’t beat her boobs, bush & bum in Lovely & Amazing

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