30 thoughts on “Cara Delevingne Sexy & Topless (9 Photos)

  1. Total Pass

    Gross eyebrows, dumb tats, hair too short, permanent scowl like someone broke her favorite Melissa Ethridge CD.

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  2. RelentlessOnanism

    I’ve said this before, but she is the weirdest woman around, in that she is so variable in her looks. Sometimes she can look really hot, other times she can look so incredibly drab and ordinary. The other person who suffers from this ‘condition’ is Florence Pugh.

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        1. Captain Clambake

          Not just “some women”, the vast majority are pretty plain in the morning before they plaster on the slap.

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    1. Oi merci

      There’s a typo in her tattoo. Probably shouldn’t get a tattoo from a mouth breathing idiot that can’t spell.

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    2. Carlos T. Jackal

      Tattoos are a permanent reminder of a temporary obsession.

      At the very least, there should be a seven-day waiting period between deciding to get one and its actual application.
      “So, last week you swore you wanted a tattoo of the Pythagorean theorem on your ass. You still want that?”
      “Um… No, I guess not…” (what was I thinking?)

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    1. Spankmaster

      You’re operating without my authority. Furthermore, this is actually a woman. And yes, I’d love to fuck her, so there we are..,

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      1. Doctor Dick

        Lies. You know well it is a tran-sexual. Which, being Australian, is why you want to fuck it up the arse. Waltzing Matilda sucks cocks.

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        1. Spankmaster

          Dockie, just go to the nearest harbour in your best Kim K frock and let all the swarthy sailors have their way in arse fucking you. You know you want it…

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        2. Russell Brand

          Dockie, Your hatred of women is typical of a F.a.g.g.o.t and that why I love putting my enormous cock in your ass. The first time you sucked me off at the gloryhole I knew you where the one for me, you couldn’t wait to get ass fucked by all those trannys. You look so pretty in your mom’s dress and dirty panties, kinda like Norman bates. Your my number 1 F.A.G

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          1. Doctor Dick

            Russell, you are a Pommie Bastard and a massive fucker of Spankmaster’s arse. No doubt all those bangers and mash school dinners had all the head boys ramming sausages up your arse. British schools are famous for raising fa’ggots and nude cold showers with the headmaster. Pommie arse fucker fuck off.

          2. Spankmaster

            Dockie, Russell obviously knows what he’s talking about and what he undoubtedly wants of your arse, so don’t deny your cravings and just fuck each other to death. There we are, problem solved…

          3. Doctor Dick

            Spankmaster’s Aide de Anal Sex is certainly giving Spankmasters arse a thorough workout. No doubt Spankmaster loves sucking on those balls as well. I wish the happy couple well.

          4. Doctor Dick

            Russell, you know I am your number one beta soy boy, your so masterful and strong, I love sucking your cock and big balls. My balls never dropped maybe that’s why I am such a F.a.g.g.o.t beta boy. Russell I hope you invited over Prince Andrew and all your f.a.g.got friends ro run a train on my ass.
            Where has my avatar gone, oh well back to the gloryhole down at the local gaybar.

  3. Trutherbob

    A semi-decent looking dyke who would be working at a cannabis shop right now if mommy and daddy hadn’t been filthy rich.

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  4. TOPPEE

    Shit Tattoo’s forced down our throats thanks to the woke world always looks like she needs a bath dirty dyke no thanks

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