Joe Jonas drives an Aston Martin with Sophie Turner to attend a James Bond-themed birthday party thrown for his 30th birthday at Cipriani Wall Street in New York, 08/16/2019.
Sophie looked elegant, wearing a navy blue see-through dress without a bra and gold heels. Joe looked the part of 007 sporting a white dinner jacket, black bow tie, and black trousers.
Instagram: https://instagram.com/sophiet/
Why is she getting into the driver’s side of the Aston-Martin?
She is not. It is in in New York. Steering wheel on the left.
He can drive into my seat any day….grrr…stand back….we have lift off….1/8″….1/4″….1/2″ full erect bonner….whacking my tiny wiener……
Hi guys! Whats up!
Do you think Sophie is hot? Cause I don’t.
But that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t stick my 2 inch did in her.
Well, I would try.
Unfortunately it doesn’t get hard. It’s covered in too much crusty cottage cheese.
Cause I can’t clean it when i take a piss. And I piss all over myself.
I just come here to jack off. How about you?
Your momma should’ve just punched you in the head and sold the milk.
Maybe we can circle jerk. Grrr….stand back….we have lift off….1/8″….1/4″…1/2″ full bonner erect…..whacking my tiny wiener….oh fat fuck!!!!!!
Average looking British chick, with no tits and a flat ass.
Fat Fuck, I commend you for being so honest. Just go easy on the cottage cheese; that’s a waste of good food.
And yes, I also like to jack off,so I won’t mind doing over this woman. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. So stand back please, we have lift off…
P.S. As there is a good chance that fraudulent fuckwit will comment on this about me supposedly having a micro penis in activation, then please stop to think about the actual mouthful of shit you’re currently digesting from your mother forcing you to lick out her colostomy bag while she’s giving it to you up the arse with her 12 inch strap-on, this is just a foretaste to the elephant that will soon split you.
You have been warned…
…grrr…we have lift off.
He’ll be happy to rip that white dinner jacket off knowing I’m the main course.
That hairy little Jonas runt always looks like the smell of his upper lip offends him.
Does she bruise easily or does the Jonas gnome regularly beat her over the shins with a crowbar to assert his dwarfish gamma-male dominance over his tall queen?
Shes gross, he must be gay. Shes got no body and an ugly face. How is she famous? Shes a terrible actress.
Jonas Beta Cucks, Hollywood full of of Jew made celebrities that are 5’5 betas so their Jewish overlord can feel dominant