Did anyone ever find a family members porn?

T.mehnan1

New Member
Once looking through some porn mags (was around 17 at the time) with my flat mate when he jumped up slammed one down and ran out shouting.
Picked up the mag and scanned through to find his mum spread (literally) on around 6 pages and not with his dad either.

She was fit too and knew there was always something about her.
He swore me not to tell anyone….It took me about 1hr until I’d caved and told everyone
 

bill3782

New Member
Thanks for the escape route, I think I'm just going to say it's made up as the alternative is everyone on this forum wanting to see my sister naked!
I respect you don’t want to see her but nothing wrong with us seeing her. Will you not even give her name as there’s been numerous duplicates of names over the time
 

Preacher

You’re not wrong
Staff member
I respect you don’t want to see her but nothing wrong with us seeing her. Will you not even give her name as there’s been numerous duplicates of names over the time
Oh come on you can’t expect him to just drop his sisters name just like that so you can rip the head off little bill to her, maybe offer up some nudes of your family members in exchange:rolleyes:
 

Namecaller

Well-Known Member
not my own relative; but i heard my female bosses daughter was lap dancing back in the day. had to investigate & found her dancing in a very intimate way in one of those clubs where the rules & lighting were rather more lax than most others. her body was a dead spit for her mom, & it fuelled a fantasy or two for a while. long story short, the mom put it on me a year later, and despite never mixing work and pleasure, i was unable to resist. she was as filthy in bed as she was prim and proper in work. no regrets. she might not have been impressed had she known i'd all but shagged her daughter in the back of that club first though. lol.
 

Preacher

You’re not wrong
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not my own relative; but i heard my female bosses daughter was lap dancing back in the day. had to investigate & found her dancing in a very intimate way in one of those clubs where the rules & lighting were rather more lax than most others. her body was a dead spit for her mom, & it fuelled a fantasy or two for a while. long story short, the mom put it on me a year later, and despite never mixing work and pleasure, i was unable to resist. she was as filthy in bed as she was prim and proper in work. no regrets. she might not have been impressed had she known i'd all but shagged her daughter in the back of that club first though. lol.
How do you know the daughter didn’t tell her mom what a fine specimen of a man you were, a kind of reverse play on mother daughter fantasy:oops:;):p
 

ognim688

New Member
Not porn, but my sister appeared on Naked Attraction a few years back, and she gave all of the family forewarning to make sure we wouldn't be watching. Naturally she didn't think it was worth telling our then 82 year old, ultra religious great uncle who, as far as we knew, was more of an Antiques Roadshow/Countryfile/Gardener's World/Songs of Praise etc kind of viewer. About a year later he was starting to lose some of his faculties, and of course disinhibition often comes with that, which is when he decided to blurt out that he had seen my sister on Naked Attraction, in the most vulgar way imaginable... while my sister and I, along with our dad, were visiting him. Then, and this is seriously like something from a black comedy, he died less than a month later. So yeah, not awkward at all
Which episode she was in there?
 

Namecaller

Well-Known Member
How do you know the daughter didn’t tell her mom what a fine specimen of a man you were, a kind of reverse play on mother daughter fantasy:oops:;):p
doubt it. it was more they were just both sluts. the daughter more openly than the mom obviously. but then if the mom had been that way openly at work she'd have gotten fired toot-sweet.
 

John Dunn

Member
Not my relation, but found a mates older sister in Razzle once while looking through my dad’s porno mag stash…

Also went on a stag to Magaluf and (through conversation with her) found out we were from the same town and I went school with her brother. Got two free dances!
 
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