Amber Heard spent a lot of time in the gym, preparing to shoot a new movie about Aquaman. In an interview for the December issue of SHAPE magazine, the 32-year-old actress says that at the usual time, when she doesn’t need to prepare for the role, she prefers to be more relaxed and natural.
I think I can see Johnny Depp’s empty wallet laying on the floor !!
lol
And I should know, I’ve been Johns’s empty wallet more times then I care to remember. Sure, he has body odor, but who doesn’t. I stink like shit cause I can’t reach my ass to wipe cuz I have short little arms that can’t get around my obese body. No matter, I put the flame in flaming homo and always keep a little remnant of taco Tuesday just for the occasion. Grrr….wanking my tiny little wiener….wiener spitzel….activate!!!!
Attention whore, feel free to post your standard drivel. Still won’t care or read it but enjoy.
I bet if Amber (wallet grabber) Heard had a pair of floppy ears, a moist pink snout, sexy piggy eyes, a curly tail and a porky body covered in hair you would love to fuck her. Even though she lacks the immense pig testicles you so love to suck on!
Poor girl. She’ll never find one as rich and stupid as Depp again.
I don’t know Spamwhore. I can feel my wallet emptying just looking at her !!
…and, of course, I mean the cum drippings falling from my rear end wallet aka my fat ass…..grrr….wanking….oops…premature dribbling…..more time saved for posting!!!!
The Professor Wank Patented Auto-Scorer marks – Professor Wank 482 points – Pseudo-Professor Wank -10 (anally entering a pig during contest) – The winner is Professor Wank !
She has a lot of scarlet letters in Farsi , English and other languages.
After having a look at those scarlet letters, Even the toppest ZZ Top who is the Illest one sang :
I do no what to do
I do no what’d to say
No more
F me off
Dude, WTF are u on about.
Jerking off 10 times a day has taken all the fluid out your brain.
Either that or your parents are cousins.
Ps . It about de past. No word about the future . No answer.
Pss. Nostalgia dances in my f mind like a big NO.
De past wasn’t so kind .
De past wasn’t so kind.
I can’t help but imagine that very first pic is exactly how she looked when she took that shit in Johnny’s bed.
Looked at the Emily Ratajkowski photos first – and now Amber Heard looks like Hulk Hogan.
She ain’t all
Beautiful!