Those legs though! Taylor Swift just left us all speechless with her killer performance and stunning looks at The Eras Tour in Philly.
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It would be downright churlish to deny that Taylor Swift is the most eligible bachelorette on EARTH right now.
Unbelievably gorgeous. Unbelievably talented.
Unbelievably wealthy. Unbelievably perfect.
This worthless bitch looks shit. Her face and especially that fucking weird mouth are so unappealing.
Otherwise her body is good average for thing girls, but those are a dime a dozen and nothing special at all.
Your words prove, beyond reasonable doubt, that you are a middle-aged virgin.
If I were in your situation, I would do the right thing and kill myself instantly.
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I know, right? Imagine some poor asshole (who calls himself “Truth”, no less) referring to someone with a net worth of $570 million as a “worthless bitch”. How retarded, indeed.
I would pay a year’s salary to suck another man’s cum out of her asshole.
You’re a lightweight. I’d slit my own mother’s throat for a chance to suck the dick of the last guy that fucked Taylor Swift.
Im sure you would, snowflake.
This is illogical. Wouldn’t a “snowflake” be too insecure in his own masculinity to “suck another man’s cum out of [any woman’s] asshole”? Think about it.
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Exactly! “Snowflakes” are hypochondriacs and definitely don’t fantasize about performing analingus on any woman, no matter how perfect her ass is. What a retard!
Taylor is a straight up goddess. I wouldn’t be worthy of cleaning her toilet.
To be fair, I would pay good money for that honor.
If Taylor Swift said I could perform rough and deep analingus on her for one minute, but it would cost me 4,000 dollars, I’d whip out my Amex Platinum Card and say, “Here’s a quarter million bucks, sweetheart! When does my hour start?”.
r/TaylorSwiftsLegs
You’re all welcome.
Yes! That is the greatest Reddit of all time.
Pure unadulterated boner fuel.
Sure, Taylor keeps getting more famous, more wealthy, and more acclaimed.
Let’s take a moment to bask in the fact that she just keeps getting more beautiful.
I will eventually jerk off to every image of her on the entire internet. Taylor is my ideal.
Beautiful!
hilarious how jealous all the coloreds are of her. you all are right though….shes not that great looking, talented, awesome etc. but you know what she is?
White.
Taylor is so cute and hot. ♥ ♡
Oh, such a goddess.
To think of all the obstacles she has overcome to reach musical heights only Mozart or Beethoven has reached.
The horrible poverty she had to struggle through, the alcohol and substance abuse in her family. The gang violence she was surrounded with in the inner-city ghetto she lived in. But her message stopped the violence. When she sang, the gangs listened, the drug dealing ended, love began.
If only everyone opened their hearts to her message, there would be no more war, no more hate, just love. Putin take heed and listen to the divine Tay-Tay! Everyone listen and feel the joy!!! Ukraine doesn’t need long range cruise missiles, they need the joy of Tay-Tay and all will be well.
Tay-Tay, Tay-Tay, Tay-Tay, I love you!!!!
All Swifties want to be you, lovely Tay-Tay. Please please please please look my way! Lovely Tay-Tay!
Kisses!!!!!!!
Too Gay Didn’t Read
Well, I did read and this behavior is easy to explain. Fame Whore (LOL here) has built his whole existence on insulting every woman he sees. The very IDEA of Taylor Swift, a woman that 99.9% of straight men can agree is absolutely FUCKTASTIC, is deeply offensive to Fame Whore. Naturally, he lashes out in a completely irrational and illogical fashion. Fame Whore is a bitter virgin and probably a closet case.
I always said that I like her, becase she’s keeping all the BBC for me. She doesn’t like BBC so she’s my natural ally.
#istandwithrussia
I would brutally murder my entire family if it somehow got me one step closer to tongue-punching Taylor Swift’s unwashed fartbox.
Just another back alley cum dumpster. Moving on
Your comment above, from 5 hours ago, seems so much more sincere, as well as less gay.
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I know, right? Pick a lane, you psycho!
This clown goes from wanting to suck cum out of Taylor’s ass to calling her a cum dumpster. Does he really want to eat cum out of an actual dumpster? Is that the subtext here? So retarded.
Not me hobo. My impersonator who also happens to be a faggot. But you are too busy skimming through preteen mags Im sure to even notice.
Wait. So the one of you that wants to have sex with Taylor Swift is gay and the one of you that doesn’t want to have sex with Taylor Swift is straight??
You wanna double check your math there, shithead??
If I were in a Taco Bell bathroom and Taylor Swift poked her head out of a stall to announce that she had just experienced explosive diarrhea and there was no toilet paper available, I would respond by saying, “Miss Swift, it would be the greatest honor of my life if you would permit me to lick your asshole immaculately clean and gently dry your undercarriage with my t-shirt.”
My all-time favorite photo of Taylor:
https://thefappeningblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/0407101445822_051_02-Taylor-Swift-bikini-sexy-hot-boyfriend-thefappeningblog.com_.jpg
I’ve jerked off to this photo at least 1000 times.
That is a fucktastic pic, for sure. I prefer Taylor when she’s got a little more weight on her. I mean…
LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING PLUMPERS !!!
https://thefappeningblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Taylor-Swift-Sexy-The-Fappening-Blog-90.jpg
Love her cameltoe. Just wish that I could abuse it. Ah well, I can still dream…
The virginity and simp is strong in these comments.
It’s obvious they are from fat, ugly incels who lust after women on the internet because real life women laugh in their hideous faces.
I pity them. Leave your basements and meet actual real women. Some have low standards so you might lose your cherry. Eventually. Try the younger ones, they are easily manipulated. At least that’s what I’ve found.
No, only a few of the comments above are negative, incel type comments.
Most of the comments seem to be from well adjusted men who celebrate and lust for the female form.
The virginity and simp is strong in 99.9 percent of the comments posted on this site. Every damn chick is a “queen” or a “goddess” or “perfection” or some other weird ass descriptor. Like, what the fuck is wrong with you people LOL
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Alright “Chief”, let’s analyze this.
Tall – check
Long Blonde Hair – check
Shimmering Blue Eyes – check
Outstanding Legs – check
Sensational Curves – check
Beautiful Face – check
Basically, Taylor Swift looks like she could be a painting on the side of an American WWII bomber winking at servicemen and reminding them what they’re fight for.
I get it. There’s nothing of interest for a faggot like you here. We all get it. Now fuck off.
Sensational curves?
I get that you are a fan, but be honest now,
Just looking at the pictures above, it’s easy to see that she’s not particularly well-endowed physically. Which is fine, a lot of hot women aren’t that curvy.
You can still think she’s amazingly sexy, nothing wrong with that, but at least be honest about the obvious facts.
She has the same “sensational curves” as a 2×4
https://thefappeningblog.com/cnt/t/a/taylor-swift/2022-03-18-b226/taylor-swift_thefappeningblog.com_0005.jpg
Get your head out of your ass, dickhead. Her body is great. Everyone here seems to know it. I know it and I’d bet you know it too.
Seriously, you think she “curvy”?
It’s ok to be a fan, but if you refuse to be honest about what is staring you in the face, you are intellectually bankrupt.
She is obviously fairly flat-chested. Look at any of the “beach” photos. Even with the padded bikini tops she wears, it’s blatantly obvious. Why is it so hard to admit the truth?
“Curves” ain’t a reference to breast size, clown. If she had big tits, I would have written “Big Tits – check”. “Curves” means a pleasing, hourglass-like shape. Glad I could teach you something today.
P.S. Her tits are great. https://thefappeningblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Taylor-Swift-Sexy-The-Fappening-Blog-90.jpg
“Hour-glass figure”???
She has all the curves of a pencil.
And if you can’t tell an push-up bra when you see one, you really are one incel simp.
Your world must be full of highly fuckable pencils, which is helpful ’cause you’re probably selling them on the street corner, ya blind bastard.
https://thefappeningblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/taylor_swift_tight_ass_tfb.jpg
Also, dummy, I never said she doesn’t wear push-up bras.
ALL WOMEN SHOULD WEAR PUSH-UP BRAS ALL THE TIME.
Only a clueless faggot would suggest otherwise.
She’s a goddess. The Alpha Female
Yeah. You’d have to go back to 80s Madonna to see anyone even close to Taylor’s complete mastery of a multi-media entertainment empire. It’s breathtaking.
I wish I could have sex with her after a show, when she’s very sweaty. I bet her natural scent is amazing
Absolutely. I would push my own mother down a flight a stairs for one lick of Taylor’s sweaty, post concert, asshole. It would instantly be the highlight of my entire existence.