42 thoughts on “Taylor Swift Hot (7 Photos)”

  1. Chester

    It would be downright churlish to deny that Taylor Swift is the most eligible bachelorette on EARTH right now.

    Unbelievably gorgeous. Unbelievably talented.
    Unbelievably wealthy. Unbelievably perfect.

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    2. LOL

      The best part is that CONservitards actually thought she was one of them. AS IF LOL. Now that she has gotten polital the usual incels are mad because they know that once the Swifties start voting, it will be over for the GOPiss!

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  2. SonnyLee916

    I would instantly leave my wife and family for one night with Taylor Swift.

    I know. I know. Take a fucking number.

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  3. Hanzo the Razor

    An absolute goddess here on earth.
    I wouldn’t be worthy of wiping her ass,
    as thrilling as that would be for me.

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  5. Bkhuna

    If Taylor Swift said I could perform rough and deep analingus on her for one minute, but it would cost me 4,000 dollars, I’d whip out my Amex Platinum Card and say, “Here’s a quarter million bucks, sweetheart! When does my hour start?”.

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    1. Gadget

      Same here. If I were in a Taco Bell bathroom and Taylor Swift poked her head out of a stall to announce that she had just experienced explosive diarrhea and there was no toilet paper available, I would respond by saying, “Miss Swift, it would be the greatest honor of my life if you would permit me to lick your asshole immaculately clean and gently dry your undercarriage with my t-shirt.”

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  7. NNNNNN

    If Taylor Swift started pissing in my face, I would (counterintuitive as it may be) open my eyes and mouth as wide as possible.

    I’d also be sure to thank her when she was done.

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  9. Wendell

    Sure, Taylor keeps getting more famous, more wealthy, and more acclaimed.
    Let’s take a moment to bask in the fact that she just keeps getting more beautiful.

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    1. Windom Earle

      So true. I would brutally murder my entire family if it somehow got me one step closer to tongue-punching Taylor Swift’s unwashed fartbox.

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    1. LOL

      So, Tom, is a “skank” any woman that would rather die than fuck you?

      If so, is the world, essentially, just men and “skank”s then??

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  12. Your REAL Father

    I want to see her bodyguard. Bodyguards are always black. I like BBC. I want them to fart in my mouth.

    #istandwithrussia

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  13. Severin

    I respect her insofar as she is beautiful, talented, and doesn’t waste her time on ugly men. Beyond that she’s abhorrent, as is anyone who spends time with Lena Dunham for free.

    #IStandWithRussia

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  14. peter dobson

    She is beautiful and she smells AMAZING like a field of wildflowers. And she could look me in the eyes and that says something because I’m 2.00 metres or 6 foot 11. And……she kissed me on my cheek hahaha it’s true. I met her in a Las Vegas hotel while she was filming something a videoclip or so. So nice.

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    1. Your REAL Father

      That’s so gay. And I say it in a good way. Do you want to fart in my mouth?

      #istandwithrussia

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      2. peter dobson

        In what Universe could that be gay??? I am a white straight man with 7 sisters and I can and will appreciate a beautiful woman. Nothing gay about that my friend. I was just lucky to have met her. And Spankmaster: my wife was so glad for me.

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  16. Ilovetits1979

    I really, really, really, really, really want to see her yummy titties. I would empty all my bank accounts to obtain one single photo of her topless.

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  17. LOL

    Oh, such a goddess.

    To think of all the obstacles she has overcome to reach musical heights only Mozart or Beethoven has reached.

    The horrible poverty she had to struggle through, the alcohol and substance abuse in her family. The gang violence she was surrounded with in the inner-city ghetto she lived in. But her message stopped the violence. When she sang, the gangs listened, the drug dealing ended, love began.
    If only everyone opened their hearts to her message, there would be no more war, no more hate, just love. Putin take heed and listen to the divine Tay-Tay! Everyone listen and feel the joy!!!
    Tay-Tay, Tay-Tay, Tay-Tay, I love you!!!!

    All Swifties want to be you, lovely Tay-Tay. Please please please please look my way! Lovely Tay-Tay!

    Kisses!!!!!!!

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    2. klawicki

      Well, I did read and this behavior is easy to explain. Fame Whore (LOL here) has built his whole existence on insulting every woman he sees. The very IDEA of Taylor Swift, a woman that 99.9% of straight men can agree is absolutely FUCKTASTIC, is deeply offensive to Fame Whore. Naturally, he lashes out in a completely irrational and illogical fashion. Fame Whore is a bitter virgin and probably a closet case.

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          1. klawicki

            Get it right, imposter.
            Fags hate Taylor ’cause she’s a perfect model of femininity.
            You’ve got it backwards.

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