Taylor Swift is killin’ it in the fresh mix of event and concert pics. She’s lookin’ straight fire!
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/taylorswift
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Taylor Swift is killin’ it in the fresh mix of event and concert pics. She’s lookin’ straight fire!
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/taylorswift
It would be downright churlish to deny that Taylor Swift is the most eligible bachelorette on EARTH right now.
Unbelievably gorgeous. Unbelievably talented.
Unbelievably wealthy. Unbelievably perfect.
…and smart enough to stay away from crypto
The best part is that CONservitards actually thought she was one of them. AS IF LOL. Now that she has gotten polital the usual incels are mad because they know that once the Swifties start voting, it will be over for the GOPiss!
I would instantly leave my wife and family for one night with Taylor Swift.
I know. I know. Take a fucking number.
An absolute goddess here on earth.
I wouldn’t be worthy of wiping her ass,
as thrilling as that would be for me.
She’s perfection. I would gladly suck another man’s cum out of her asshole.
If Taylor Swift said I could perform rough and deep analingus on her for one minute, but it would cost me 4,000 dollars, I’d whip out my Amex Platinum Card and say, “Here’s a quarter million bucks, sweetheart! When does my hour start?”.
I can’t even masturbate anymore unless it’s to an image of Taylor Swift. No other women compare.
Same here. If I were in a Taco Bell bathroom and Taylor Swift poked her head out of a stall to announce that she had just experienced explosive diarrhea and there was no toilet paper available, I would respond by saying, “Miss Swift, it would be the greatest honor of my life if you would permit me to lick your asshole immaculately clean and gently dry your undercarriage with my t-shirt.”
If Taylor Swift started pissing in my face, I would (counterintuitive as it may be) open my eyes and mouth as wide as possible.
I’d also be sure to thank her when she was done.
r/TaylorSwiftsLegs
You’re welcome.
The single greatest reddit of all time. Monumental.
Sure, Taylor keeps getting more famous, more wealthy, and more acclaimed.
Let’s take a moment to bask in the fact that she just keeps getting more beautiful.
omg, Taylor is on fire.
So true. I would brutally murder my entire family if it somehow got me one step closer to tongue-punching Taylor Swift’s unwashed fartbox.
Time to retire this skank.
So, Tom, is a “skank” any woman that would rather die than fuck you?
If so, is the world, essentially, just men and “skank”s then??
I want to see her bodyguard. Bodyguards are always black. I like BBC. I want them to fart in my mouth.
#istandwithrussia
I respect her insofar as she is beautiful, talented, and doesn’t waste her time on ugly men. Beyond that she’s abhorrent, as is anyone who spends time with Lena Dunham for free.
#IStandWithRussia
Yeah, I’m sure that if you got to meet her, you’d be thinking about who she had a brief friendship with years ago. Give me a break…
and may I add: LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING PLUMPERS !!!
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I love her boobs
She is beautiful and she smells AMAZING like a field of wildflowers. And she could look me in the eyes and that says something because I’m 2.00 metres or 6 foot 11. And……she kissed me on my cheek hahaha it’s true. I met her in a Las Vegas hotel while she was filming something a videoclip or so. So nice.
That’s so gay. And I say it in a good way. Do you want to fart in my mouth?
#istandwithrussia
Peter, you’re such a lucky man. All I can add is that I do hope your good wife approved…
In what Universe could that be gay??? I am a white straight man with 7 sisters and I can and will appreciate a beautiful woman. Nothing gay about that my friend. I was just lucky to have met her. And Spankmaster: my wife was so glad for me.
Can I buy one, since you have spare??
The Alpha Female. She’s so gorgeous
I really, really, really, really, really want to see her yummy titties. I would empty all my bank accounts to obtain one single photo of her topless.
Oh, such a goddess.
To think of all the obstacles she has overcome to reach musical heights only Mozart or Beethoven has reached.
The horrible poverty she had to struggle through, the alcohol and substance abuse in her family. The gang violence she was surrounded with in the inner-city ghetto she lived in. But her message stopped the violence. When she sang, the gangs listened, the drug dealing ended, love began.
If only everyone opened their hearts to her message, there would be no more war, no more hate, just love. Putin take heed and listen to the divine Tay-Tay! Everyone listen and feel the joy!!!
Tay-Tay, Tay-Tay, Tay-Tay, I love you!!!!
All Swifties want to be you, lovely Tay-Tay. Please please please please look my way! Lovely Tay-Tay!
Kisses!!!!!!!
Too Gay Didn’t Read
Well, I did read and this behavior is easy to explain. Fame Whore (LOL here) has built his whole existence on insulting every woman he sees. The very IDEA of Taylor Swift, a woman that 99.9% of straight men can agree is absolutely FUCKTASTIC, is deeply offensive to Fame Whore. Naturally, he lashes out in a completely irrational and illogical fashion. Fame Whore is a bitter virgin and probably a closet case.
He’s a fag
I’m a Swiftie, of course I’m a fag!
DM me.
Get it right, imposter.
Fags hate Taylor ’cause she’s a perfect model of femininity.
You’ve got it backwards.
You say things backwards while I have a tendency to take it back-wards.
Till she squats naked on stage, she aint worth a dime I tell yall.
Taylor Swift’s Net Worth: $400 Million
That’s on top of BEING a dime. ;)
She aint payin me nothing honey. So shes still aint worth a dime my time.
You’re insane. I like that.
Fucks sake, guys, she’s just a whiner. A solid 3/10.
I’d stick her in the poo hole though, f-sure.
Quick question: Are you blind, homosexual, or both?
It’s got to be one or the other.