Singer Taylor Swift is pictured in a blue dress on the red carpet at the 65th Annual GRAMMY Awards held at Crypto.com Arena in Los Angeles, 02/05/2023.
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Taylor Swift Displays Her Sexy Figure at the 65th Annual GRAMMY Awards in LA (125 Photos)
FACT:
You have double the chance of living to 100+ if your mother gave birth to you, before she reached age 25.
The longer a woman waits beyond age 35 to give birth, the shorter ‘cell telomeres’ (or life longevity) the baby will have.
Taylor Swift is age 33.
FACT:
You’re upset because you just found out your mother was 53 when she shat you out.
ANOTHER FACT: You’re mother is “upset” that she raised a failed pornographer.
Correction: YOUR mother is upset because you don’t know the difference between “you’re” and “your”.
A Grammer Nazi vs a simp faggot.
Always back the Truth.
Did I just peruse 100+ photos of absolute female perfection to find a comments section that kicks off with faggots talking about stupid bullshit? You dumb fucks wouldn’t recognize a gorgeous woman if she fucking fell on you.
Her music is as forgettable as she is successful. She is beyond boring to look at and she’s a climate hypocrite. Oh ya, and her fans are almost as insane as ISIS.
That’s a lot of criticism coming from a homosexual on a website for straight men.
Just sayin’.
One of the best song writers of all time, but yeah, I’m sure you know better.
Fucking laughable simp, she’s corporate elevator music at best.
If that were true, she wouldn’t be filthy rich
OR everyone would be filthy rich, dipshit.
11 grammys for the music industry
You’re a simp because you can’t recognize game, faggot.
Agreed 100%. Anyone who claims Taylor isn’t talented is just being a hater for attention. Nothing more, nothing less.
Taylor has not the body I like the most, but one thing is sure, she’s pretty and probably has a tight ass that haven’t been fucked once.
She’s perfection. I would gladly suck another man’s cum out of her ass.
Pffft. I would gladly suck the cock of the last man that fucked her ass.
If Taylor Swift said I could perform analingus on her for one minute, but it would cost me 4,000 dollars, I’d whip out my Amex Platinum Card and say, “Here’s a quarter million bucks! When does my hour start?”.
That would be the bargain of the century. Money very well spent.
I hear you. Analingus is also the very first thing I think of every time I see any image or footage of Ms. Swift. Given the opportunity, I would lick her asshole until my tongue fell off.
Word. I’d lick Taylor Swift’s asshole clean after an unfortunate Taco Bell experience that led to a 45 minute non-stop flow of steaming and splattering diarrhea. If she was pleased with my service, I’d beg her to stop buying toilet paper and just let me live next to her toilet. We’d both be doing our part for the environment.
We could be heroes.
Sure, Taylor keeps getting more famous, more wealthy, and more acclaimed.
Let’s take a moment to bask in the fact that she just keeps getting more beautiful.
Agree 1000%.
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She’s a absolute angel.
Holy fuck yes! She makes me rethink my homosexuality.
goddess
Yup. The kind of goddess I’d like to fuck (in all three holes) for several hours, like a two dollar whore I’ve given a thousand bucks.
I would call you out for your ungentlemanly comment, but to be fair, I fantasize about marathon sexual exploits with Taylor every single time I masturbate, sometimes three times a day.
it only figures that you white boys think that she has a figure smh
Eventually she’ll have a few kids and then her body type will be more to your liking.
You won’t hear me complaining. Every time she gains weight, it goes straight to her magnificent tits.
Yes! I love how her figure is always very pleasing, but yeah, it’s fucking sweet how when she does gain weight it all goes straight to her ass and tits, making them even more spectacular. Don’t get me wrong. When she’s at her thinnest (see the “1989” era), she’s still pure boner fuel. But give me present day Taylor with a little extra ‘junk in the trunk’ and I’ll be a very happy man. Yum!
Look at those fucking plumpers!!
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Love to have one night with her, and don’t care how many songs she then writes and sings about me
I’d love to have a 356 night stand with her, and I can’t wait to hear her songs about torrents of hot cum, pouring over every inch of her orgasm ravaged body.
NGL – Reading this gave me a raging hard-on.
Thanks. Full disclosure? Writing it gave me a raging hard-on.
Bland Corporate Bot, autotuned & pitch corrected to hell.
..or, and hear us out, not at all.
Even her “impromptu” live singing has been proved to be digitally corrected, Bitch can’t sing.
Link please ??
Or does “LOL” stand for Liars Only Lie ?
I see you didn’t watch the whole video.
Convenient.
By that logic, you don’t think that Adele, Beyoncé, or any other singer on the charts right now can “sing”. They ALL use such technology. Try harder.
You’ve got a tin ear to go with your limp wrist!
Her brand of Christianity is the right way…..says the sodomite.
Sodomy is more important than Christianity.
If you’re not fucking your woman is the ass
someone else IS.
I wish this hot little cunt would finally show us some skin. If not fully topless, give us a see-thru or hell even partly see-thru top like most all other good celeb bitches have done. Maybe a fucking nip slip even? Over her 12+ years of being famous she has not ever given us one iota to look at. I hate guarded, prude celebs like her. She’ll wear shitloads of makeup and dress elegantly just to tease every man on the earth, but won’t even give us so much as a partial see-thru top tease. What a cunt. Tired of this bitch.
Nice InCel manifesto, buddy.
Kill yourself, then
Oh, My Goddess! I so wish I could be her, like all the lovely comments above from my fellow Swifties! We all adore our Goddess, she is the greatest musical artist of all time.
Mozart, Beethoven, Bach, utter rubbish compared to the lovely Tay-Tay.
She will be revered for all-time, statues will be made and our way of life will forever be changed by her mere presence among us. We should all be glad that we were alive during her era. Our grandchildren will envy us, that we shared time with the Divine Goddess.
Governments of the World should learn from her teachings, we must stop all these wars and listen to her songs and learn from them. Both sides in Ukraine should put down their weapons and embrace our Goddess Tay-Tay, they would soon start to dance and forget their problems.
Tay-Tay is the beginning, Tay-Tay is the end, Tay-Tay is all things. All my fellow Swifties in the previous comments understand this. The World would be healed if everyone listened to Tay-Tay, the environment would be saved, no more earthquakes, no more disease, no more hate.
Only Tay-Tay.
Come join us in the sisterhood of Tay-Tay!
Too Gay Didn’t Read
Overrated. I’ll never know why people go gaga over her. Her eyebrows accentuate her features. Straighten them out and shes a plain Jane with front teeth sticking out like bugs bunny. Aarghh
Your comment earlier seemed a lot more sincere. Just sayin’.
Derpy Derp.
Alot of repeats and not one of the best shots of that night. When she bent forward, her underboob come out and not one picture of that here. Loving all the skin this Era of Taylor has brought and really excited to see what she shows for the concerts!
Yes! Hoping for some skin-tight catsuits with naughty cut-outs. I’m getting hard just thinking about it.
The music videos for her new album have all been So Sexy. I don’t think my body is ready for this tour. It’s gonna be an outrageous shorts-creamer from start to finish. I can’t wait.
I’ll always stick up for Taylor. Which means she always gives me an erection.
Same here. She literally makes me drool.
Yup. Even her albums covers are primo jerk-off material.
Especially ‘Reputation’. Never gets old.
I’d cut off my own finger for a chance to sniff her panties.
That’s right, my friend. Sometimes in life you’ve got to just go ahead and treat yourself to the finer things.
I’m not a fan of her music, but I’m not blind. She is one of the most beautiful and elegant women extant.
If anything, you’re putting it too lightly. She is harrowingly gorgeous.
Yup. Any random image of her is outstanding jerk-off material.
Any random video? Even better.
When in doubt, google image search “Taylor Swift 2015 Billboard Awards”. She looked beyond fucktastic that day. In the close-ups you can see that her lips were badly chapped that day and it somehow ADDS to her unbridled sex appeal. Amazing.
I just did that and HOLY FUUUUUUCK.
I masturbated furiously, over and over, until it started to hurt.
There is absolutely no way that her asshole doesn’t taste exactly like cotton candy.
It’s just not possible.
I’m right there with you. A dildo that’s been up Taylor Swift’s ass would be the ULTIMATE lollypop.
I would put ANYTHING that’s been in Taylor Swift’s ass in my mouth. NO exceptions.
Yup. I would plead with absolutely any man that just fucked the ass of The Queen to allow me the privilege of giving him a two hour long, all mouth blowjob. I would want if filmed for posterity.
An absolute goddess here on earth.
I wouldn’t be worthy of wiping her ass,
as thrilling as that would be for me.
I would push my own mother down a flight of stairs to lick Taylor’s turd cutter clean.
No one on earth is worthy of that level of pleasure. I bet Taylor understands this and has a straight/female ass-wiper. It’s her way of bringing balance to the universe.
OVERRATED in EVERY fucking respect.
Perhaps, but only by you.
You’ve got a tin ear and you’re queer as a cat-fart, so what does that really mean?
Derpy Derp.
I’ve never had scat fantasies before, but I think I’m ready to admit something.
Given the opportunity, I would BEG Taylor Swift to shit directly into my mouth.
If she graced me with her dump, it would be the single greatest day of my life.
My fantasy is that Ms. Swift keeps me in a small cage, only letting me out once a week for a brutal beating. My only sustenance is an occasional dog dish filled with Ms. Swift’s piss and shit.
Every time I see her face I fall in love anew. She’s beyond angelic.
Agreed. One of the all-time most glamorous and beautiful celebrities. Every photo of her is spank-worthy.
The all-time greatest photo of Taylor:
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I’ve jerked off to this photo at least 500 times.
Hello New Wallpaper !!!
Now, when the net is down, my goddess will always be around. Fap-fap-fap.
Holy shit!! That may be the sexiest image I’ve ever seen on the internet. She is amazing. 10/10
I clicked and I instantly started “snapping a batch”. That pic is pure fuck.
I would brutally murder my entire family if it somehow got me one step closer to tongue-punching Taylor Swift’s unwashed fartbox.
Beautifully stated and I feel exactly the same way.
Imagine that: she asks you: “I want you to fuck me raw. No condoms.” Then you fuck her like she asked, in every positions. Then she says: “Let’s have some anal now.” You stretch her ass good, she smiles to you in a very cute way and says: “You can cum inside my ass, love.” So you cum inside her, while she moans and smiles. After that, she asks for a vaginal again, missionary position. Now you’re not fucking, you’re making love. She cross her legs around you and says: “Look at me. I want to look into the eyes of the man who will impregnate me. That’s right, I want your seed inside my uterus. I want your child. Get me pregnant!” You just fuck her til you cum inside her pussy. She moans and smiles, and then kiss your lips. She says: “I love you”
Let me assure you, I’m as queer as they come. I’ve never even thought about kissing a girl. That said, reading this gave me a rock-hard erection. Thank you for helping me to experience something new.
You’re welcome, sweetheart. I’m bissexual. I wish I could help you more. Maybe a bj ;)
I’d love to get a blowjob from a man!
It would be my very first blowjob.
I love blowjobs. I love a big and fat cock in my mouth. But I never had the experience of a man cumming in my mouth while I’m sucking his cock. I hope to experience this one day
I actually had to punch a wall in the rage of frustration after reading your sultry words. No one can relate to my particular pain. The last time ANYONE saw my penis, it was my mother when I was a child. I fear I’m at the end of my rope.
Sad. Well, my blowjobs are amazing. And I love anal sex. I love being fucked in the ass. I experienced a lovely creampie, I want to try it again
How about you faggots go chit-chat some place else? I came here to look a pics of the stone-cold dime-piece that is Taylor Swift and furiously jerk off. I did no come here to read faggot love letters. Fuck off.
I chit chat wherever I want. If you don’t like, just kill yourself. You’re a waste of resources. Keep jerking off, you’ll never fuck a girl, loser
That’s so hot. Can you cum in my ass too?
#istandwithrussia
Of course, honey. I can cum in your mouth and kiss you <3
If I were in a Taco Bell bathroom and Taylor Swift poked her head out of a stall to announce that she had just experienced explosive diarrhea and there was no toilet paper available, I would respond by saying, “Miss Swift, it would be the greatest honor of my life if you would permit me to lick your asshole immaculately clean and gently dry your undercarriage with my t-shirt.”