13 thoughts on “Sarah Hyland Nude & Sexy Collection (7 Photos)

    1. Doctor Dick

      I always thought Peter was more your type. But Rolf being an Aussie I see the attraction. Enjoying a drop of the amber nectar, or as we Poms know it, ‘water sports’. Keep tickling that wallabies ass your sure to turn it on soon. G’day !

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      1. Dead Rolf Harris

        Dockie, Iā€™ve got just the thing for you, so here goes:

        Fuck Dockieā€™s hide when heā€™s dead, Fred.
        Fuck Dockieā€™s hide when heā€™s dead.
        So Iā€™ll fuck Dockieā€™s hide when heā€™s dead, Fred.
        And then Iā€™ll keep fucking it behind the garden shed.

        All together now.

        Yes, I now have so much to look forward to when I turn you into my pouchy little bitch.

        I will now pant very feverishly.

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        1. Spankmaster

          Thanks Rolf. Fuck Dockie severely for me in hell and Iā€™ll put in a good word for you with Satan. He owes me a few favours, so it will be coolā€¦

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          1. Dead Sir Jimmy Savile

            Now then, now then.
            That song sounds like a pop smash for Sir Rolf!
            Another appearance on “Top of the Pops” beckons, where we can feel up all the under-age girls!

            How’s about that, then?

          2. Doctor Dick

            I remember your song Rolf. Called “Down Under (sucking on Spankmasters balls)”
            “Do you come from a land down under
            Where women glow and men fuck Spankmaster up the ass?
            Can’t you hear, can’t you hear the thunder?
            You better run, you better take cover”

          3. Dead Rolf Harris

            Looks like I must up my retinue, so here goes:

            Two little boys with two little toys.
            And Dockie inserting them both up his arse.
            Wondering what he will do next
            And what it will cost them

            They think they should start running
            But a sad fucker like him will get them soon.
            He will cover them with shit and cum
            Because he loves to abuse little boys.

            There we are, Dockie. Iā€™ve shown everyone your true colours. Now Iā€™m only interested in making your arse bleed buckets red.

            I will now pant very feverishly.

          4. Spankmaster

            Itā€™s nice to see that such fuckfaced fags are being given the severe arse mauling they deserve, especially with Dockie undoubtedly for the perversion he wonā€™t own up to. As for Sir Jimmy, Iā€™m surprised that you havenā€™t been saying ā€˜Eurgh! Eurgh!ā€™ every time you fuck your dead mother in the morgue. Your standards are slippingā€¦

  1. Carlos T. Jackal

    She’s tiny. I rode in an elevator with her once and her legs were like little sticks.
    She looks OK in some of these, tho.

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  2. Trutherbob

    Sheā€™s got way better pics than these out there.

    It was a great day when we found out she was a whore IRL, just like her slutty character on TV.

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