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So glad that there is now a 5th part. Good job crapper good boy. Now fetch the ball. My wife wants me to download all 150 photos. So enjoy people this beautiful woman with the solid curves and radiant smile
Peter, you will have such fun ahead of you. Give your wife one for me and have pleasant dreams in the process…
Greetings Spankmaster! ”Give your wife one from me”? I think we all know you mean ”Give the pool boy one from me”!!
Tsk, tsk. Such lying again Dockie. You are the only one who fucks the pool boy, who in this case is your nice way of saying the member of your cottaging crew who likes to lick out the toilet bowls (another nice way of saying your face) after everyone has finished dumping their cum and shit. Best you own up to your own truly pathetic lifestyle, as no one else will…
More excerpts from the Spankmaster diaries. News in – Spankmaster was arrested in the Supermarket for crimes against Cucumbers:-)
Yet again lying about what you really like to do with that sort of farm produce, whether it be cucumbers, zucchinis, watermelons, squashes and the like. Obviously, your past experiences on the farm where you couldn’t fuck enough of the livestock and you couldn’t afford to pay your mother the intimacy of her ruthlessly rogering your arse with her huge black strap on has caught up with you. Just remember that you get daily abused by your cottaging crew at your public toilet from hell and that will keep you warm, especially as you so enjoy the fluid moment of being a cumdumpster and toilet…
Greetings Spankmaster. I am pretty sure you have dog cum in your eye as you type that random gibberish. Worry not! Freddie Mercury, Elton John, George Michael and Marc Almond are on there way around to give you your Celebrity Birthday ‘Surprise’. Enjoy:-)
Just yet again lying about projecting your own sad fetishes onto others, Dockie. Half those people you mentioned are dead, so you really now must need to up your antics into being a necrophiliac, which doesn’t at all surprise, especially as you like to fuck things that don’t fight back or at best like to rot in front of you to add to your truly diseased flavour of being sufficiently fucked over to hell. My advice is that you tell someone who gives a fuck about how truly fucked in the head you are, as I clearly don’t. I only answer to give you the reality check you deserve, which clearly doesn’t seem to be working. Now be a good boy and just fuck off and die…
HOT chick.
You actually meant to say hot dick, which Mark Almond is currently inserting in you. I realise from all your cumdumpster and toilet abused experiences that someone like you would get these phrases mixed up, but I’m glad I was able to correct things. There you are, reality check free of charge…
Boys boys there is plenty of Salma Hayek for all of us. Don’t worry Be happy with the photos that crapper gave us. Now down boy good crapper fetch ball
Thank you Peter. Although don’t say boys, boys in front of Spankmaster. There will be cum everywhere.
The only person who needs to avoid over excitement, Dockie, is you when anyone mentions livestock and huge black strap ons. I think you need to have a vacation in a maximum security prison for at least ten years, as then you’ll be given abusive experience by Bubba and his friends. And who knows? You will at the very least have more customers for your cottaging crew. It’s something you must think about…
Greetings Spankmaster. You are clearly delirious after drinking the entire cum bucket in your glory hole. You are clearly pressing random keys in the hope of getting gay porn or large dog cocks:-) Enjoy
Yet again lying about me Dockie. Tsk, tsk. Ah well, this is why you get your angle grinder therapy to help convince you of the truth. So yet again start gritting your teeth, boy…
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