You obviously know where to come for pictures of sexy celebs, but how well do you really know the world of Internet porn? There are thousands of adult websites out there in every category imaginable; from free porn tubes to VR porn sites, X-rated anime stashes to premium lesbian sites, you can find whatever excites you out there on the web. They say the Internet is a series of tubes, and they’re all jam-packed full of porn.

The only problem is there’s just so much of it. How do you find the best sex video games, the greatest porn comics and the hottest Latina porn movie websites without spending hundreds of hours a week surfing the ‘net with just one free hand? You find a guy like the Porn Geek, owner and operator porngeek.com, a massive directory of adult websites featuring rankings and reviews of all things NSFW.

“I’m a pretty typical guy, so of course I watch a lot of porn,” the Porn Geek says, flashing a yellow grin. “The big difference is that I’ve got a ton of free time to review different porn sites and rank them on my site. I’ve never had a job and live in my mom’s basement rent-free, eating her food, so I have really low overhead. I can pretty much do this all day and night, and I do!”

Wikipedia, largely considered to the web’s ultimate knowledge base on almost any subject, lists fewer than a half dozen popular formats of Internet pornography. Frequent masturbators will recognize this number to be erroneously, almost comically low. PornGeek.com, by contrast, breaks it down into dozens of unique categories including Live Asian Sex Cams, Porn Search Engines, Deepfake Porn Sites, and Homemade Porn Premium Sites. Each category lists the best sites in the genre across the web, ranked based on factors like content, convenience, price and presentation. Depending on how saturated each genre is, the categories could have dozens of entries or just handfuls.

As a major hub of nude celebrity photographs and leaks, TheFappeningBlog has rightfully earned a high position on the Porn Geek’s list of Fappening Sites. Hundreds of websites featuring famous naked women grace the net, but fewer than 20 currently make the cut. He assures us this is because he only lists the best sites on the web; the bad sites, full of spam and poor content and unworthy of your time, are left unmentioned except when the Porn Geek is telling us which websites to avoid.

As with other sites he’s visited, TheFappeningBlog is not only ranked and categorized on PornGeek, but reviewed in depth. After fap-testing the material, he carefully weighs the drawbacks and benefits of each adult website before reporting his findings. Visitors can rest assured they’ll never have an unsatisfying wank session to subpar anal movies, spam-laden taboo films, or porn games with shitty rewards.

“I actually started this site with my girlfriend,” the Porn Geek tells us, gesturing to an anime princess body pillow laying crumpled in a dirty corner of his basement bedroom. “We’re really into hentai, so we’d read it and watch it together and then I’d write up a review so we could remember which sites were best. The whole thing kept growing as we started adding porn games, free tubes and different premium networks.”

The Porn Geek is always hard at work on PornGeek. When he’s not checking out the new lesbian tubes, live webcam shows or premium reality porn networks, he’s obsessively refining his reviews and rankings to make sure the site is constantly up to date, guiding perverts to the best porn sites of 2020. PornGeek.com is quick to reflect any important changes in the world of online porn, from the fall of a once-great teen site to rise of a new VR porn giant.

A frequent criticism of the site is that the Porn Geek simply copied theporndude.com, the most popular porn directory on the web. The formats of both websites are strikingly similar, from the layout and logos, to the rankings and longform reviews. Asked about this apparent imitation, the Porn Geek merely snickers.

“Some people call it a rip-off, I call it an homage,” he says. “I’m a huge fan of The Porn Dude. I live vicariously through him the same way I live vicariously through the studs in the pornos I watch. He’s everything I want to be, and his site is everything I want mine to be. And look, his style just works. I don’t have friends in real life, but I have thousands of visitors a day and I just started the site! I had a furry anime blog for years and nobody ever read it!”

Reached for comment, The Porn Dude released the following statement: “The Porn Geek is just another of countless imitators and wannabes. While he’s an embarrassing excuse for a human being, he does seem to know his smut, probably on account of obsessively studying and blatantly stealing my work. More power to him, I guess, but I hope he gives up if/when he ever actually gets laid.” He then added, “Yeah, right.”