16 thoughts on “Poll: Jennifer Love Hewitt vs. Mary Elizabeth Winstead”

1. Sam October 1, 2018 at 9:52 am

   I abstain . Neither Mary nor Jennifer is eligible. Every body knows the truth .

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2. Sam October 1, 2018 at 10:04 am

   I abstain . Neither Jennifer no Mary is eligible. Everybody knows the truth . By the way , Winstead’s old car is full of dents and hidden rust. Just have a look at hur car like a pro. That is a piece of rusted junk.
   Jennifer does not show her car because her car is worse than you can imagine. The car rusted to hur base frame several years ago . It is a pile of rust at a car cemetery. R.I.P.

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   1. dET October 1, 2018 at 5:04 pm

      This the fappening. You are looking for the scrappening. It’s all about leaked celebrity car restoration. Easy mistake.

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3. fradd October 1, 2018 at 10:06 am

   That would be JL hewitt from 20 years ago.

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   1. Slick October 2, 2018 at 3:36 am

      2013

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4. Don October 1, 2018 at 11:38 am

   Hewitt LOOKS great, but is known to be a huge prude and she has absolutely no sex appeal whatsoever. Fuck her.

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5. shane October 1, 2018 at 1:58 pm

   How old is that picture of Hewitt? All I know is she’s a cow now

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   1. Slick October 2, 2018 at 3:37 am

      2013

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6. dodgydave October 1, 2018 at 2:29 pm

   It’s a crime against humanity that we never got to see a naked JLH in her prime.

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7. Cycloben October 1, 2018 at 3:21 pm

   Jennifer Love has been hot for decades. I would still bang the hell out of her milf ass. This woman is a vampire. I wouldn’t last very long before being drained.

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8. Cowtesticles October 1, 2018 at 4:36 pm

   I wouldn’t mind titty fucking Love Hewitt while getting rimmed by Mary Elizabeth..

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9. TonyDiWonderful October 1, 2018 at 5:22 pm

   MEW.

   Case closed.

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10. quincy@gmail.com October 1, 2018 at 7:15 pm

    10 years ago this would have been JLH in a landslide. Now she’s just a random old chick with a flabby body.

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11. Spankmaster October 2, 2018 at 1:38 am

    I’d be happy to do both, but I’d prefer JLH simply because she has a better mouth for blow-jobbing. Mary only has that ‘fuck me, I’m innocent’ look that only goes so far when it comes to sleazy sex. So stand back please, we have lift off…

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12. Mogo March 9, 2019 at 10:48 pm

    Jennifer Love Hewitt is the reason why most my bedspreds are fluorescent under a UV light. When she was young, she was both skinny and big titted. Her jugs were so obvious that most people didn’t notice she had a shapely rump as well. And she had a sweet face then.

    Then came the weight gain, and it brought both bigger titties and cellulite. JLH was never obese, but she definitely lost her tight body, and became MILFish instead.

    Mary Elizabeth Winstead looks very hot, in a more down-to-Earth kind of way. What I like the most about her is her ass and legs. MEW kept her cute babyface, unlike JLH, and she seems to be more capable of staying tight.

    However, JLH is still somewhat hot, even after the weight and childbirth and the years, so she has something of a handicap when compared to someone like MEW

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13. Goro January 21, 2021 at 10:39 pm

    Both are hot, but JLH is no longer in her prime, while MEW still is. And that stupid no nudity nonsense gave JLH a well deserved permanent spot in Hollywood’s D list, whereas MEW was so much smarter and managed to be a lot more relevant. And that’s why MEW ended up winning my vote (even if I’ve fapped a lot to JHL)

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