22 thoughts on “Poll: Alexis Ren vs. Sara Underwood”

1. Fuck Zippo... I'll troll all your names if I feel like it May 16, 2017 at 7:04 pm

   Better poll:

   Who’s the biggest faggot?

   Zippo vs AJ vs Ian Paisley the Dick Muncher

   It would be one sided for sure… with Zippo maintaining probably 99+% of the vote.

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   1. zippo May 17, 2017 at 9:28 am

      you forget your meds again? hearing things, delusional? or still being breast fed?

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   2. Ian Paisley the baby crusher May 17, 2017 at 4:34 pm

      Thanks, but kill Zippos.

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   3. Pboi May 18, 2017 at 1:22 am

      Don’t forget Andreas, he is the real zippo the homo dick sucker, pedophile, bestiality king, scat master and all around full retard. So yeah, 99% for sure. I’m sure the full retard loves all the attention it’s getting.

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   4. AJ May 18, 2017 at 1:24 am

      Don’t forget harry bagina ajs butt buddy.

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2. zippo May 16, 2017 at 7:16 pm

   Neither….I vote for Amy Schumer’s right tit.

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   1. Zippo May 16, 2017 at 7:55 pm

      wrong again grasshopper…..Sara any day….

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   2. Zippo May 16, 2017 at 8:16 pm

      you’ve never seen a tit with your face in all those men’s assholes

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3. Big Daddy May 16, 2017 at 8:10 pm

   Both incredibly hot but I gotta give it to Sara by a hair.

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4. SaraJean May 16, 2017 at 8:53 pm

   Who the fuck is this Alexis Ren? Gtfoh, Sara Jean Underwood anyday of the motherfucking week

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5. john May 16, 2017 at 8:57 pm

   sarah…both bodies on par, but alexis has a bit of a butterface

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6. Jim McJim May 16, 2017 at 10:03 pm

   Sarah is all plastic now.

   Alexis is hot and natural. Natural body beats bolt-ons any day.

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   1. john May 16, 2017 at 11:57 pm

      sorry to burst your bubble, but Alexis had a boob job as well.

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      1. john May 16, 2017 at 11:59 pm

         and a chin job. She even freakin’ posted an instagram photo with her surgeon with a hashtag for chin job.

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      2. gumbosoup May 17, 2017 at 2:12 am

         Just rumors. She started modeling very young, so there are pictures of her chin and tits since 2010 if you want to compare. I’m 100% sure she didn’t get fake tits at 15 before she blew up on Instagram. For one thing, she had no money, and no doctor would perform that surgery on a 15 yr old anyway. She doesn’t look much different than she did then. Also, judging from the way they look when she’s lying down in the one short video where her nip leaked, and the video with her boyfriend squeezing them, they’re real. Whereas Sarah Underwood has swollen, obviously fake tits, and her ass is suspect as well, along with a lot of facial work done when compared to the body and face she had when she first came out and did Playboy. Sarah Underwood was perfect in her naked yoga video. Not so much now.

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7. gumbosoup May 16, 2017 at 10:11 pm

   Sara Faketits Underwood. I would have voted for the version of her from her Playboy days, but not now.

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8. Jason May 16, 2017 at 10:39 pm

   Physically, Alexis might be the most flawless girl in the world but if Sara wasn’t so full of plastic, It might be closer.

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9. John Parker May 16, 2017 at 11:48 pm

   Sara is nothing but fake tits

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10. abcdef May 17, 2017 at 3:32 am

    Alexis Ren should have remained natural.

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11. Yamam May 17, 2017 at 8:34 am

    Why is she showing her tits to a burger?

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12. theinnerpervert May 17, 2017 at 10:35 am

    I would have picked Sara if she had her small natural breasts, not the fake ones, so i go with Alexis

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13. Harry Bagina May 17, 2017 at 10:23 pm

    they are both cute as a button.

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