9 thoughts on “Phoebe Price Sexy (36 Photos)

  1. Lieutenant General gives order to kill with flame

    hat and fucking glasses every time….kill it with nuclear ICBM’s before it lays eggs.
    infact kill the manufacturer of the hat and glasses with thermite plasma before they lay eggs

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  2. HunkyBillionaire69

    Dear Phoebe,

    Thanks for wearing those horrendous open toe boots so that we got to see your revolting clubbed toes sticking out like a homeless manโ€™s gnarly, filthy fingers protruding from the old wool socks he uses for mittens. How refreshingly frugal to have your pedicure done by raccoons.

    I say thanks because when I woke up this morning at the mansion, the temptation of the $9000 Swiss chocolate croissants I had flown in from Paris this morning became too great. I was planning on just looking at them and throwing them away, but instead I ate one and blew todayโ€™s calorie count. Fortunately, the sight of your crypt keeper toes made me blow the entire contents of my stomach all over my marble patio.

    In honor of your club shaped toes I therefore ordered to have 20 baby seals clubbed, their innocent eyes plucked out and blended into delicious jam. I will send you the jar as a gift.

    Forever not yours,
    HunkyBillionaire69

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  3. Tom Jones

    The Fake Name Faggot (who posts as pseudo Tom Jones) once stuck his finger up Phoebes anus. He wanted a finger shit lollypop!. He was very upset when he realised she was not Michael Winner. He’s not here at the moment as he’s taking it up the ass. Eey-ore Eey-ore

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      1. Tom Jones

        The only triggered you know is when a faggot shoves his finger up your ass and pulls your trigger. You call that your birthday. That’s because your a fake name faggot.

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