Yesterday at the Stephan Weiss Studio in New York was a presentation of a new book by one of the most influential fashion photographers of our time Russell James. The book called “Angels,” because the work of art contains photos of Victoria’s Secret Angels and supermodels.
Guests at the party were Cindy Crawford, Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Kendall Jenner, Isabeli Fontana, Toni Garrn, Barbara Palvin, Elsa Hosk, Jasmine Tookes, Sara Sampaio, Romee Strijd, Lais Ribeiro, Josephine Skriver and others.
See below some photos of famous naked girls such as Kendall Jenner, Behati Prinsloo, Bella Hadid, Doutzen Kroes, Gigi Hadid, Lily Aldridge, Martha Hunt, Rihanna, Stella Maxwell, Taylor Hill, etc.
Buy it and scan everything. We deserve it and you know it. It cost 1500$ :D
In my new role as a porn star, I’m going to have to call in the reinforcements. I don’t have enough spunk for this lot, even if I refrained from masturbating for a week.
I don’t know which one to do first. I’m going to have to create a spreadsheet.
Perhaps create a ‘spunk lottery’ with Powerballs.
I’m going to need Powerballs, mate.
Hey JC. It’s me, James Fucking May. I’m putting out the ‘false’ smoke signals to lure him in. You know, let him know that Mars and Maldek have landed, that I’m in a five D world with a circumcised cock and a necklace of foreskins.
If your here July Caesar. We love you man, your crazy hound. We need you to tag team JC in giving these girls some anal enlightenment. It’s all official and going on JC’s spreadsheet, along with some biro sketches JC has been making of anal expansions. Peace and love brother.
Just so you know Hammonds been doing some biro sketches of you ‘breaking in’ the anus of Eileen Fucking Derbyshire off Coronation Street. He’s thinking of having them framed for your Christmas gift.
Great plan, James. I think it’ll work. July is a fucking nutjob who doesn’t know the difference between fantasy and reality, so I reckon he’ll take the bait.
When we lure him to the orgy, he’s going to be very disappointed – he’s not actually on the spreadsheet so won’t get a turn in any of these whores. That’ll teach him.
I hope for his sake that Tinarse has forgiven him for his religious outbursts earlier, and lets him back in the house when he returns with his tail between his legs.
That’s a great plan JC, should we also get Az to call him a weirdo. Did you know this chin dildo is really handy in a queue. Just tap the person in front on the shoulder with it, and its like the parting of the red sea, or Mrs Clarkson’s anus.
Speaking of Mrs Clarkson’s anus, Le Blanc was there, with his extra sausage roll. They really do look alike.
Hey JC, James has just sold me a bottle of ketchup half price. Its says tomato on the label but looks like brown sauce. Me and James are thinking of doubling up on these girls. James is so keen he has bought one of those chin dildos for extra penetration. The woman on the checkout in Sainsbury’s said he looked like Bruce Forsyth when he was wearing it. ‘Nice to see ya’
He said you were thinking of giving up masterbating in public to save Jizz. These girls will be in for an anal treat. Or so the monkey said when it pulled the peanut out it’s arse !!
Jeremy, put me down for helping you to tag team fuck these ladies. I have tons of spunk and a huge boner that I’m quite happy to put towards your cause. I’ll also need help with a fluffer, so I’m glad that you’re still employing your wife for this job. Just allow me a half hour break after every five hours of my dedicated performance. Now stand back please, we have lift off…
Cool – thanks for the offer, Spanky.
So far the list of male talent is:
– me
– Spanky
– Richard and James (I’m sure they’ll want to be involved)
– July Caesar (hasn’t offered but I do hope he can make it)
– Az (I hope I’ve got the spelling correct)
– nacho (there’s no party without nachos)
– Lottery (because of his excellent suggestion above)
– not Matt Le Blanc (because he’s a cunt)
– oh, and not dET (same reason as Le Blanc)
…
Any other takers?
Mrs Clarkson’s jaw is going to ache after this session, but at least she’ll enjoy her evening.
Hey. its good to be in Team JC. To be honest I’m not sure the girls have what it takes to be JC’s Anal Angels. Have you even tested their anal dilation, don’t get sloppy JC. Do these girls even have a dog !!
But now you have mentioned Mrs Clarkson. Count me in. I do love a fat bird with excess body hair and a love of pissing in public. She still had that slightly arousing smell of chips and anal lubricant this morning,
Me and James have Just been feeding her cheap larger from Londis in the precinct. Talented your Mrs, she’s been ‘spraying’ cartoon characters on the pavement for pound coins.
Hey JC. Sorry I’ve been absent but I was with Hammond and your Mrs on a money making venture this morning and had a hell of a night. Involving Fucking Vorderman, a lot of piss, two Jack Russells and several hours trying to get a ketchup bottle out my arse. Its not easy being famous.
I like the birds JC, though they look a little clean, they must wash their minge at least once a month. As for the masturbation. I think if you stop doing it in public for a couple of days you should have enough Jizz to squirt in all of their anus’s.
Her favourite character to “draw” is Pee Pee le Pew.
Yes put me in the ‘Fantasy Sex’ league roster.
Hey JC. Its me, James Fucking May, smoke signals. Another volunteer, with the promising name of Ass Rocket. Mrs Clarkson put on an excellent anal dildo display in the front window this morning. Good crowd and plenty of dogs.
Talking of Matt Le Blanc. He was in our Greggs this morning, pushing to the front as usual, just as Shanell was sliding a forth sausage roll up her minge. He picks up a 5th. smiles and slides it in for a world record. Cunt. I jizzed up the back of his new coat.
He always does that, the cunt. Pushing in everywhere. He thinks the fast-pass he got at Disneyland also works at Greggs. What a throbber!
I fucking hate him.
He’s banned from the Solihull Greggs because he told Kylie that his sausage roll was for take-away, thus paying the VAT- free price. Then he only went and sat down and ate it at a table. What a cunt! He helped himself to at least three napkins too. Greedy bastard.
I totally agree JC. I say not only ban him, but remove his photo from the ‘Anus Hall of Fame’ in your kitchen. It will improve the collection, I thought it was a dog’s anus. And I’ll get on to Az and get him to call him a weirdo. Disneyland you say. explains that stupid accent.
James can’t get the chin dildo off his head. Normally not a problem, but it looks odd on his passport photo. Be prepared for it on our next tour.
Oh shit – James already looks like a retard on his passport photo. I can’t imagine how backward he looks now.
The girls have all confirmed for tomorrow night. July Caesar still hasn’t RSVPed but he knows my address so will hopefully be on time. If he’s late, he may be confronted with a lake of jizz and quim juice when he opens the sitting room door.
Az (is that how you spell it?) is defintely on. He’s bringing the lube for Mrs Clarkson’s anal scene.
Should be a cracking night!
I suppose having mammary glands + slightly fattier asses makes one an angel
then I remember,
Oh yea, angels are fairy tale horseshyt
We all know that mammary glands and fat asses don’t make one an angel because that would make you one.
A fairy tale much like you being straight
Am I dreaming… Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Romee Strijd, Sara Sampaio in one book.. Lets crowdfund and buy one ;) Still missing Taylor Hill though.
That’s Taylor Hill with the short hair.
Celebrating the highest-priced call-girls in the world.
a.k.a. Victoria’$ $ecret
I hope someone scans it and does it right. The sara sampaio one is nice.
Although it’s quite mind blowing how these attention whores can straight up stand next to their naked pics with tons of people looking ant not feel the slightest bit of embarrassment at all. It’s pure narcissism. These girls would be fun to bang for a weekend but after that not so much.
Being comfortable with your body = narcissism? That’s a new symptom.
I just wanna see Alessandras’ fake tits, is that so much too ask?? Apparently.
I’ll do them all my way, to paraphrase Mr. Sinatra…
Frank would simply have his ‘ladies’ mostly A & B list actresses picked up in a private jet in mostly the West/.East coast and secreted into his tunnel entrance in Cal-Neva like ‘Marilyn Monroe’ btw my Uncle was a friend of “The Chairman Of The Board”. ohhh the stories…..
Who is the beautiful lady with the dark hair, awesome eyes and the yellow starfish on the nipple?
some bitch
I’d give my left nut for the outtakes to all these shoots, oh my god the amount of win there ought to be in there. If only the Russians would hack Russell Jame’s computer instead of the american voting system xD.
I wanna lick BEHATI pRINSLOSS POOPER