27 thoughts on “Megan Fox & Machine Gun Kelly Arrive at Catch Steak LA (50 Photos)

  1. Db

    The machine rabbit gun for sure asks for a carrot in his ass while he watches his Megan be double penetrated by some black dudes

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    1. Spankmaster

      Tsk, tsk. Lying yet again about how much you want a fuckfaced fag like this, but at least unequal to you, Dockie, to atomic blast your arse to a mushroom cloud proportion. No doubt the fall out will consist of you ultimately being covered in so much shit and cum, which will please you to no endā€¦

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        1. Spankmaster

          The angle grinder therapy will sort you out Dockie for being such a lying cunting fuckfaced fag. This raw feeling you are about to yet again receive will at least give you a warm glow for this coming festive season. Good luck in being treated like the ultimate cumdumpster and toilet over the holidaysā€¦

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  2. Spankmaster

    How can someone like her who is such a whore not realise that her supposed boyfriend is such a fuckfaced fag who enjoys reaming the pool boy? Surely she must know that this guy doesnā€™t spend time in her bed unless paid to or that she spends her whole time blindfolded while they have sex, which allows some other luckless fucker to do the deed. Itā€™s the only explanation I can think ofā€¦

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    1. Doctor Dick

      He does look to have walked straight out of the Spankmaster closet. Except the seat of his pants hasn’t been ripped out for faggots.

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      1. Spankmaster

        The only closet he walked out of is one of your cubicles from the public toilet from hell. Of course, thatā€™s providing he can still walk after you Dockie have finished in giving him all manner of abuse to his arse and dick, something you are an absolutely dedicated perverted professional in wanting to humiliate anyone. Have your usual sordid fun over the coming festive season, as I know the only way you will be happy is to treated as the ultimate cumdumpster and toilet. You know you want toā€¦

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    2. Davidson

      The other way of looking at it is that he gives hope to hideously ugly men everywhere. Some day, they too might score a woman unbelievably out of their league. Not Fame Whore obviously, but everyone else.

      I am the real Davidson. I’m not the gutless homophobic turd who steals my name.

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      1. Davidson

        The simp incel imposter posts again.

        Also uses “I like women” and “Jerod hiding behind a stolen username” to reply to himself. And now has stolen “Fame Whore”. What a fucking bitch Aussie cunt.

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  3. Davidson

    So flamboyant, and he looks so cool. Uber talented and with a hot woman on his arm.

    All the hateful incels post their pathetic comments, look in a mirror! Maggots!

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    1. Spankmaster

      Davy boy, she is clearly an attention seeking whore who has never been fucked properly, especially as she is currently dating a fag of the highest order. These truthful statements only reflect your ignorance of the situation. There you are, reality check, free of chargeā€¦

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    2. Davidson

      What a pathetic coward you are. Everybody knows your Fame Whore, name stealing as usual, because your such a gutless piece of shit. You really are pathetic. So desperate for attention. That you refer to other people as incels is a fucking joke, you sad piece of scum.

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      1. Spankmaster

        I am Spankmaster the real, here to assure you that my comments are real and full of logical intelligence that no one can or will avoid. That being said, Davy boy, Iā€™m not gutless, Iā€™m not an incel, nor am I a piece of scum or seeking attention. Iā€™m just providing facts, just like you possibly being my child, but thankfully all the guys in the long line servicing your mother that day had the right five cents of change, where as I had to miss out in not having any money at all. Sad fact of life, but there you areā€¦

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  4. LMFAO!

    Jesus H Christ! WTF did she do to hell did she do to herself?! If it wasn’t for her name in the title, I would not even know it was her. I’m not sure if she’s in a contest with Madonna to see who can fuck themselves up faster or not.

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  5. Chester

    Talk about a “clown show.” This dude needs to go to Rock Star school. He needs to check out Jim Morrison or Mick Jagger or Led Zeppelin or Jimi Hendrix or even {lord forbid I hate Aerosmith} Steven Tyler. He thinks he looks “hip” but he looks like a fucking idiot. I mean c’mon. That’s embarrassing. Makes me wonder about Pete Davidson. Isn’t Pete Davidson good friends with this asshole? Back in High School we would have taken this guy into the bathroom an kicked the shit out of him. He’s beyond Simp.

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