“Love Island” personality Megan Barton Hanson arrives at the Asian fusion restaurant Crustacean in Beverly Hills and shows some cleavage in a sexy red lingerie bodysuit with Adidas joggers with black open toe heels to show an Urban side of fashion, 09/25/2018.
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Who’s bunny did she just boil? #CrazyEyes
She just rolled right out of bed from the coke fuelled night before. She’s dressed like chic trailer trash. All she did was put on makeup and ran out the door. She’s wearing a unitard slip for under “real” clothes addidas nylon pants she slept in and tied her hair up.
I bet she just sprayed deodorant over her body in lue of a shower
A nice sweet smelling, smelly slut. Just the way I like ’em. Lets hope she didn’t wash her panties.
8 out of 10. Having reviewed her earlier dildo ‘work’, feel obliged to up her score!
Link, por favor, jefe.
Damn. That was the same expression on Nicole’s face when she saw the knife I was not carrying. If I did it.
Not looking at the eyes dudes. At least she’s flashing the tits. But no arsehole shot, so 3 out of 10.
Woof, chill with the eye brows. She probably gives shitty head.
I don’t know. Some of her other ‘work’ shows her to be (hopefully) a real good girl (dirty little slag)
James, I’d love to set her on the straight and narrow (more so the narrow, of course) with my Flaming Rectal Zygmoidascope, but I am extremely fearful that this will just make the scary look in her eyes even more demonic, providing that’s even possible. No, it’s best that we leave this one alone and not tempt fate anymore than we must…
Spanky, please review this girls earlier ‘work’. I feel the The Flaming Rectal Zygmoidascope could have found its perfect host.
This delightful young lady claims she was ‘slut shamed’ at 16 for viewing cocks on her phone. That’s a ‘Resume’ I like the sound of.
I say put on your googles and light that baby up.
She also appears to be keen on rubbing herself in baby oil, and grinding her crotch on inflatable animals !!! (you cant make this shit up man).
PS Spanky the score – 8 out of 10. Worth a wank ? . I cant stop wanking !
James, as that’s the case, I’ll be sending several lengths up her very soon and hopefully she won’t mind the light show. Oh and I’ll also do both goggles and snorkel; we must keep the occupational safety and health requirements on the up and up for proper air flow in a tight space…
Clownface
Yes, James, I’d go so high as 9 out of 10. I only took a mark off because anyone who uses lube is being a bit defeatist about her capabilities to get wet…
Ah Spanker, this once ‘slut shamed’ oogler of cocks, is, I’m sure a generous self lubricator.
I believe the lubricant you mention is to benefit those who undertake her ‘Ride ’em Hard Rodeo’ performance. I believe you are a fan of the rodeo, and it sounds like a great outing for the splendid Flaming Rectal Zygmoidascope.
Don’t even enter her room without snorkel and goggles. I like the lights. Will look great on a Christmas Card.
Light it up and in you go. No rubber ring needed !!
Thanks for the advice, especially about the rodeo hat. I will very soon plunge the depths and up to the hilt, without any worries now.
Ride ’em in, rawhide…