9 thoughts on “Maja Krag Sexy & Topless (8 Photos)

  1. Farbmueller

    – You’re hired!
    – Really? Wow, they said I’d never make it because of my teeth.
    – No, they’re great.
    – Oh, OK. Only… that guy over there barfed gallons when I came in. Looks like his entire small intestine spilled out.
    – No worries.
    – Also this girl in the lobby shrieked uncontrollably from pure terror.
    – Again, no worries. You totally look the part.
    – Part?
    – Yes, the part. This is a casting call for a remake of Nosferatu. Very creative to bring your own prosthetic teeth.
    – Huh? I thought this was a model agency. These are my real teeth.
    – HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!!!!! THE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!

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    1. LOL

      And yet, I’d wager the lives of your entire family that you’d gladly cut off two of your own fingers for one hour alone with this woman’s unconscious body. Ipso facto, you are visiting this website.

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