12 thoughts on “Lorde Sexy – Solar Power (2 Photos)”

1. Handy June 13, 2021 at 12:43 am

   “Lorde sexy” is about as possible as “useful female”.

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   1. LOL June 13, 2021 at 2:08 am

      Yes, Handy. You have no use for a female.

      Ya faggot!

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2. Spankmaster June 13, 2021 at 2:45 am

   It’s just like looking up at the Eiffel Tower. Well-constructed and worthy of a trip up it…

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3. SuperHater June 13, 2021 at 2:53 am

   Her music is retarded AF! She might be worthy of a skeeting.

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4. Gadget June 13, 2021 at 3:46 am

   Lorde. Giant saucer areolas on medium-small tits that were sagging seriously when she was 19. Now at 24, she can’t wait to show off the next stage of rapid deterioration. Gravity sucks! Nice to almost see all the way up in her snatch on the cover though. Didn’t expect that.

   The new single is fucking boring. Basically take George Michael’s Freedom ‘9, replace the word freedom with solar and the verses with self indulgent narcissistic ME ME ME crap that only a millennial girl could come up with.

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   1. Spankmaster June 13, 2021 at 5:07 am

      Why don’t you become the next leading art critic of any capital city? The only problem is that your ranting doesn’t sound drunk or stoned enough…

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5. sex sells June 13, 2021 at 4:17 am

   When your 2nd album sells less than 10% of your first, this is how desperate you get for sales. Flash the gash ladies.

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6. Traveler June 13, 2021 at 4:48 am

   Someone ask her what line of Butt Plugs she endorses.

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   1. Spankmaster June 13, 2021 at 5:09 am

      You should know that I get to sniff them all first. One of the perks of the job…

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7. Jacko June 13, 2021 at 5:45 am

   She’s almost as bad as Billie Eilish, almost.

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8. Cum on Eileen June 13, 2021 at 9:32 am

   I see that she attended the Miley Cyrus “The newness is gone and my music is meh, so here’s my pussy” school

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