An ever glamorous Lizzie Cundy is seen getting to grips with her new ‘Carol’ bike which is a an early birthday present as she celebrates her birthday this weekend.
So what better than a new hi tech exercise bike to keep her toned legs in trim. Yet as always lizzie adds a touch of O.T.T glamour by pedaling the first 100m in her Christian Louboutin nude high heels!
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lizziecundy/
I raise my pinky finger when I handle hard cock because I am ever so posh.
The fact that I’m the first thing you think about at 7.21am makes me shudder.
It was 1:21 am. Not that that’s any better. LOL
Go fuck yourself.
Yeah… it’s not any better. Probably worse.
Worse is on brand.
Lil Nas X also makes you shudder, with delight, faggot.
Shudder with delight? Sounds like something a virgin would say.
Interesting. Did you ghost write “The Story Of Them”?
No.
A’ight. It was unlikely, as you are an untalented writer.
It must have been some other gay-curious virgin.
Do you even know what you’re talking about anymore? When people nartually slip in ‘linguo’ like ‘gay-curious’ it’s usually because they’ve spent a fair amount of time investigating the subject matter themselves.
Got something you want to say, perma-virgin?
Yup. Untalented writer.
I’m not a writer. Even if I was, using comments on a porn website as the measure of somebody’s writing ability says more about where your benchmarks lie than it does about the person you’re attempting to (badly) insult.
Getting worse.
Yes your attempts at insulting get worse by the second. Must be some kind of mental wasting disease.
Proofread. Yikes.
I won’t alter the way I write to fit your limited abilities. Keep up or fuck off. Your choice. The last time your writin was assessed, it was probably graded by gold stars – and you still would have scored 0.
Is ANYTHING more ironic than your use of the “word” writin [sic].
Your sexuality.
Derp.
The ambiguity of your sexuality, despite being a virgin, is not foolish. It’s ironic.
Did a 6 year old get ahold of your ancient, sticker-covered, laptop?
Maybe lay off the drugs.
I’ll take that as a big “YES”.
Only a drug addled moron would get ‘yes’ from that but I know you can’t help it.
You thinks drugs make it possible to see your piece-of-shit laptop?
On second thought, I’d like the drugs you’re taking.
No I think drugs make you think that you can. On reality I’m on a macbook pro, not even a year old/ But you’ve always seen what you want to see. What else but drugs gives you that kind of unconfirmed self- belief?
You’re gay.
You’re THE fake name faggot.
I’m getting goddamn tired waiting for you to kill yourself, Crapper …
Does anyone here actually enjoy these pictures of no-talent bimbos?
What a fucking moron. These pics are obvious promo for the bike.