15 thoughts on “Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Curves in Calabasas (25 Photos)

  1. peter dobson

    Well, this is exactly how I picture this one on Sunset Boulevard: looking for a three-way-fuck trick. It let’s them check out the goods and how firm it’s plastic tits are and how deep they can fuck it in the huge ass. Yeah and for 5 dollars total they can completely distroy this fucked up bitch and leave it on the sidewalk for the dogs to sniff and piss on. I know I would piss on it.

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    1. Doctor Dick

      That, Peter! Is no way to talk about Spankmaster !! He pays $5 for them to destroy his huge ass !! Regards.

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      1. Spankmaster

        Peter, donā€™t waste your good urine on this incredibly fugly biaitch, especially with her ever catching on fire as it would be more enjoyable to watch her hideousness melt away to nothing rather than pissing on her to help put out the flames. As for Dockie, just stick with your cottaging crew, the angle grinder therapy and the sawn off shotgun suppository and everything will be fine for youā€¦

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        1. Doctor Dick

          Greetings Spankmaster!! I see Kim K is looking super sexy. No doubt benefiting from Spankmaster having a super slurpy bbc cream pie breakfast :-)

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          1. Spankmaster

            Youā€™re the only one who does the creampie eating and slurping, especially as you have had so much experience with your cottaging crew in being their ultimate toilet and cumdumpster. That being the case, please fuck off and die as painfully as possibleā€¦

        2. peter dobson

          I pee a lot so that’s no biggie Spankmaster but thanks for reminding me that I can also piss on dockie dick dick which I already did

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          1. Spankmaster

            Good. As he is the ultimate cumdumpster and toilet, then anything you offer him in treating him like a pissing post will only be an improvementā€¦

          2. Doctor Dick

            Two ‘guys’ ganging up against me !! Just like Spankmaster when he’s preparing for a Spitroast ! Airtight Spankmaster is a happy Spankmaster :-)

          3. Spankmaster

            Dockie, just take the angle grinder therapy and the sawn off shotgun suppository and just fuck off and die. You know you want toā€¦

  2. Severin

    I wonder what Chris thought about his friend allowing her divine body to be defiled by the froggish looking creature known as Skete? Chris himself has better aesthetic taste in men, judging from his fiancĆ©, who isn’t as handsome as he is but unlike Skete IS handsome.

    #IStandWithRussia

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  3. Spankmaster

    This street walking whore would be very lucky to get run over by a steam roller in the hopes of being picked up by anyone for an extremely cheap thrill. An industrial strength plastic bag thatā€™s been soaked in high octane fuel and then been wrapped very tightly around her head. Light a match and then watch the fireworks. Problem solvedā€¦

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  4. NNNNNNN

    This might be the sluttiest, but hottest, trad cath look for KK. That big cross necklace is sexy. Trad Catholicism is having a serious underground revival these days as parents and normal youths seek an normal, conservative alternative to the Rainbow Firehose blasting society 24/7. I know of and heard of more people turning to religion in the past few years than in all the years of my life. Crazy to think that globohomo is driving people back to the church…but won’t let their children around the priests…Time are changing….

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