Katie Price Escapes to Thailand for Relaxing Bikini Getaway (35 Photos)

British television personality and model Katie Price is seen as she was taking a break from her busy schedule to unwind and soak up the sun in Thailand, 03/04/2023.

The stunning star was spotted by the pool, clad in a vibrant blue bikini that perfectly accentuated her curves.

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22 thoughts on “Katie Price Escapes to Thailand for Relaxing Bikini Getaway (35 Photos)

    1. The REAL Real Fame

      I’m banned from the internet but as u can see I’m still here and I’m still a danger to children

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    1. Spankmaster

      No, they wonā€™t. They are extremely worried about what she will do to all the bull elephants. Send her to Korea. Iā€™m sure fatboy will find a use for herā€¦

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  1. Rector

    My god. From a beauty to a beast.
    She was gorgeous when she was younger, but now not so much.
    And WTF are those boobs all about?

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  2. Spankmaster

    This is even more fucking hideous than the bride of Frankenstein. At least there was some sex appeal with what came off that operating tableā€¦

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  3. Father Coldfinger

    It’s rare that a single picture can tell the whole story of the emptiness of someone’s brain, unless of course it’s someone caught at the exact Darwin Awards moment. But this beast can actually win the Darwin Awards by just sitting calmly poolside and drinking from a can. That cover pic says it all.

    Think about it – those ridiculous lips and her nose jobs are surely blocking the airflow already. Major case of sleep apnea waiting to happen. Sleeping on your stomach would help there. But as you can see, she’s also made sure that she can only ever sleep on her back. Meaning that gravity is free to pull all the tissues in her mouth back into her throat, maximizing her chances of airway obstruction. And then the UK tabloids can have a field day with headlines like “Airhead dead from balloon-induced asphyxiation” / “No more oxygen for ‘Air Jordan'”

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    1. Spankmaster

      You and Sister Frozentoe are quite happy and capable of giving her last rites when (not if) the time is right. Iā€™ll just start digging her grave hole now. Iā€™m sure it wonā€™t be much longerā€¦

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    1. Spankmaster

      Salt the Earth?!?!? More like inundate it with anti matter! I donā€™t this thing to ever come back. Disintegration all round, reallyā€¦

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      1. Spankmaster

        Yeah, but as a plumber and a taxidermist. That would certainly explain what the fuck we are looking at..,

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        1. Father Coldfinger

          Good point, these pics should be an exhibit on the Bad Taxidermy site. People will say she has to be dead for that, but how are they so sure she’s alive? This could easily be a Weekend at Bernie’s type situation where instead of two guys, the helium balloons are dragging her corpse around.

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