Model and reality TV star Jessica Alves display some serious body goals, flaunting her snatched figure in black lingerie during a photoshoot in LA.
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Jessica Alves Shows Off Her Figure in Black Lingerie (8 Photos)
… okay, that’s just awful… she looks deformed… like, not even human…
Seriously, she looks like an AI generated attempt at making a cartoon look real… and not in a good way…
This is a joke, right? That thing isn’t even human. Its an AI generated aberration, based on someone’s sick fantasy. Real women have nothing to worry about if this is a wife bot.
Oh look, the blow up doll that was originally male but turned female and somehow given life on Dockie’s laboratory table is back to extremely frighten the fucking shit out of us. Well, I’ve had enough of this equally hideous. horrific thing. I’m now hazmat suit prepared to take down this thing with my flamethrower, greatly hoping it will be reduced to a giant plastic molten mess. I’m sure no one will have any objections…
That is no way to talk about Mrs Spankmaster. No doubt she will make up to you with a generous anal cream pie for you to suck out. True Love.
No this is your mate doc dickless and I’m guilty, 34 and counting.
Big talk, trump will make the uniparty warpigs pay, but not before I fuck Jessica Alves, or she fucks me, she used to have a humongous cock that I enjoyed sucking.
Trump will pardon himself as president and the cabul of liars and cheats will pay, it’s OK being in jail if you enjoy Anal sex like me but some people don’t, and all the liars will be taking it in the ass. Maybe I should support Biden then I will be put in prison to get turned out to suck and fuck big cocks.
All uniparty war pigsvwill pay with their ass.
Is 34 the number of cocks currently up your arse hole. Trump for President. Trump for Peace. Trump for not fighting the billionaires bullshit war in Ukraine. Fuck Joe Biden.
Biden is done.
Fuck Joe Biden
Fuck convicted motherfucker criminal Donald Trump. He WILL lose in November, dumb ass motherfucker.
Fuck warmonger Joe Biden. President Trump 2024
Jessica is my mom, I wear her dirty panties and suck her cock so have some fucking respect when you talk about my moms spankmaster.
Fuck you Doctot Dick, Jessica Alves is you’re mom, not mine. Dockie is the beta soy boy. Stop impersonating me Doctor Dick Sucker. I,m a heterosexual alpha male.
Big Mick, you tell him true…
Good to hear some truth from you at last Gay Mick. You also love to sniff and lick her dirty stinking panties. You also like to brew a pungent tea from them that you and Spankmaster sip while sucking cocks. Greetings.
Dockie, just contend yourself with the arse fucking via barge pole and everything will be fine. Well, at least for you…
Greetings, my mom Jessica Alves will not be disrespected, just because she has an enormous cock that she shoves up my ass doesn’t mean she isn’t a woman. Joe Biden will win and all us f.a.g.g.o.t libetards will be fucking bull f.ag.g.o.t elephants legally
What are you saying? Though I dont wear menswear, Ill make an exception and Ill even lick & wear your speedos that is, if you would graciously accept me.
That is a great comment Mick. But you are mistaking me for Spankmaster and his transexual wife Jessica Alves. As you well know what they really like is when you ream both their arse holes while they suck cocks. Have a great day Gay Mick.
Thank you dea. So ever in gratitude.
Remember that dude who had all those surgeries to look like Justin Bieber and then got relentlessly bullied until he off’d himself? Ya, I hope this Alves person finds contentment with themselves. Be well.
Some funny joke. I’m going to quit coming to this site if this keeps up!
Man, that’s some bad A.I.
Carlos, this is just some freak accident of a laboratory experiment that went hideously wrong. Only Dockie is allowed to fuck this thing, so here’s hoping that they will fuck each other to death. Perchance to dream…
Oh and btw dont mind my annoying replies to your posts Im only looking for male validation though I know you dont care.
I would find more interessting to discuss what must have gone wrong in her/his head to have all those surgeries.
this is a crime and her/his surgeon should go to jail and she to a psychiatrist.
first the Ken Doll phase and now this… crazy
This thing is incapable of saying “I am Kenough!” Let this thing be a lesson to all soy boys out there who don’t get enough supposedly deserving attention in life…
Hi Jim, dont mind my annoying replies to your posts Im only after male sexuall attention, validation and sexual branding though I know you dont care.
What the fuck?!?!
She doesn’t even register into the uncanny valley!
41%.
OMG!!! Real alien !!! Catch it quick !!!
There is only one thing left which i can understand about this “maybe” human. How can you survive such an amount of enormous operations?
Holy fucking shit. CHATGPT just got real.
It’s turning out dog shit of better image quality than the real thing.
But seriously, this fucking thing should just kill itself. Or kill fucking crapper, so we stop getting skanky cunt pictures in this feed.
WTF – it’s a dude. Get that shit out of here
That’s not serious body goals, that’s seriously mental illness
The AI bot that generated these needs a lot more training.
The only attention this guy needs is psychiatric help.
Oh dear.. oh dear… MONSTER ON THE LOOSE, GET THEM CANONS!!
Blow-up doll with animatronix from Pixar
There are pictures of Mrs Spankmaster fully nude online Peter. I suggest you get on google and have a good old wank. Don’t mention it buddy ;-)
What in the fuck is this thing?? An alien? A demon? Or just some sicko addicted to plastic surgery, because he wants to be a woman? Right just a fucking nasty ass wackjob, that thinks he is a she and refuses to get the help they need.
why did you post this!
Please everyone Google “Rodrigo Alves before an after”. It really is quite amazing.
Jesus Christ, WTF? Someone get the baseball bat an Alien landed on Earth!
Happy Pride Month, Darlings!!!
Great to see Jessica living her best life! More kids need to be told about the possibilities in becoming your “best you”. Gender is a personal choice, Jessica is a perfect example.
Suck a dick for Pride Month, my fat dick and balls are always available!
Laters!!!!!!!!!!!
Hows the recruitment going, babes? Those doorknob reps are still clueless. haha
For anyone that’s read the Mike Resnick novel “Ivory”, this is what Son-of-Man might have looked like, except without the orange skin.
Looks like a Marylin Manson album cover……. nasty stuff right there