Love Island babes Jess and Eve Gale head for an outside dinner with The Circle star Sian Owen in Mayfair, 12/15/2020.
Jess: https://www.instagram.com/jessicarosegale/
Eve: https://www.instagram.com/evegale/
Love Island babes Jess and Eve Gale head for an outside dinner with The Circle star Sian Owen in Mayfair, 12/15/2020.
Jess: https://www.instagram.com/jessicarosegale/
Eve: https://www.instagram.com/evegale/
Those ‘babes’ are as cheap as they come (as evidenced by the tasteless and obnoxious ‘Louis Vuitton’ bags), but I would consider an uninhibited, nasty three-day-long three-some.
* Note my unmistakable homo-cred.
I am sorry (not sorry), but I cannot but admit that once in a while I just LOVE myself some skanky Britty babes. Especially when they come (and COME) in pairs.
* Note my unmistakable homo-cred.
I once had a three-some with two Britty skanks in a tent at Glastonbury. It’s the only time I ever went there. I had taken a extracurricular Latin language course with one of those babes during Easter term, and then fucked her and a friend of hers at Glastonbury. They were both brunette though. The Latin girl had beautiful curls. One of them was a smoker (not the Latin girl), but the non-smoker smoked my huge, hard dick much better. But they both had very tight pussies, which I satisfied more than either of them could ever have dreamed of. And they made me cum very hard, too.
Only time I ever went to Glastonbury.
Cool. Have you got any other made up stories?
They should be a gay love island full of cock
“Jess & Eve Gale Head For an Outside Dinner in London”
…after calling every photographer in the book before she found someone desperate enough for any kind of cash to take these pics
… Aaaaaand, two, more roll off the Sheffield assembly line.
“Look at us, we’re a couple of ugly, brainless twits, who would die if we had to get real jobs.”
And because I am not un-charitable, I would throw them a boner (sic) at Christmas-time, the time of good-will to all, even the skankiest babes.
Plus, my cock is so huge and magnificent that it is Gift Aid tax deductible as a large charitable donation if I satisfy two otherwise wholly unworthy skanks with many multiple orgasms during the Christmas season.
But, if there is a hot HMRC babe that blows me, I would even be willing to forego the deduction if she has enough suction.
I do a ‘skank-bang’ every Christmas. Like my sexual prowess, my charity knows no bounds.
I can do better than this. I might start my own website. The women here today {so far} are shit. Hell. I can see better than this at the local Walmart. C’mon. I know Covid has probably made things more difficult but this is getting ridiculous. This is like a Bus Driver’s convention.
Two ugly bitches for the price of one