24 thoughts on “Jennifer Lawrence Sexy Nip Slip (11 Photos) JLaw”

  1. Jeremy Fucking Clarkson

    In my new role as porn star, I’d do this one for ever, over and over again, and shoot my spunk over those red lips (the ones between her legs, not the ones on her fat face).

    She wouldn’t have a choice in the matter.

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    1. Spankmaster

      Jeremy, it’s so nice to know that you’re such a gentleman towards ladies like this. Does this mean that the nightly viewings outside your bedroom window will get more interesting? And what about your wife? Will she now have to sleep with the dog or will she be expected to make enough room for you all to share the bed and then let things really get interesting? Please answer any and all of questions, especially so that I will stock up on the right amount of popcorn to settle back in watching the ensuing show…

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      1. Jeremy Fucking Clarkson

        Dear Spanky,

        Thanks for your enquiry. I’ll try to answer all your questions:

        – the nightly window viewings certainly now will become more interesting. You will no longer be watching me wanking off over my old copy of Asian Babes with my legs akimbo.
        – my wife will be holding the camera so she’ll be directing the action. She will be doing this naked so I can keep my boner while I fuck these ugly “celebrities”. She will no longer be having sex with the dog.
        – re the bed, I’ll be in the middle with Mrs Clarkson on one side and the “celebrity” on the other. They will both be searching for my tiny cock, and I think they’ll find it this time, given that there’ll be two sets of eyes looking for it and two pairs of hands rummaging around.

        I hope all this helps – I recommend you buy a large popcorn for your first viewing and then see how it goes. You might not get through it all on the first night – I’m expecting Maitland Ward round for that one and I imagine I’ll spuff pretty quickly into her twat. So you’ll probably have plenty of popcorn left over for the second night – Angelina Jolie.

        Best regards,

        Jeremy Fucking Clarkson

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        1. Dylan's Tech Tips

          ‘spuff’ – Another british slang term. Thank You another reason I view Fappening daily.
          P.S. Perhaps you should implant a small RFID on your penis to help your women find it more easily.

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        3. Spankmaster

          Thanks for that Jeremy. Just be gentle with Angelina, especially as she’s very thin these days and one good erotic lunge up her might break her in half. I only say that because hearing the ambulance coming round to sort her out will turn me off both the popcorn and my stroke. (I’m ambidextrous enough to eat with one hand and wank with the other)

          I’ll be there tonight for the show and also give you a score out of ten, so please don’t disappoint…

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    2. Sheldon

      Haven’t seen her die yet, wouldn’t mind an on set accident happening to her, she’s a terrible stuck-up cunt in the real world and deserves nothing she has which she got all from fucking Weinstein

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  6. nacho

    & now we see just how low the hoez have to wear their garments to maximize the fullness of their teats
    pretty low,
    low they go

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  8. dude

    Too bad her face ruins it. Its like she went to the same “acting school” as Kristen Stewart……Concrete Dumb Face 101

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