Actor Javier Bardem and actress Halle Bailey attend the red carpet of “The Little Mermaid” film premiere at Toreo Parque Central in Mexico City, 05/11/2023.
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Actor Javier Bardem and actress Halle Bailey attend the red carpet of “The Little Mermaid” film premiere at Toreo Parque Central in Mexico City, 05/11/2023.
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She’s gorgeous…
unless you’re a racist…
then you’re only attracted to your own mother…
and your sister (if she’s obese).
She’s gorgeous…
If you’re blind…
then you’re only attracted to Tom Jones’ mother…
and his hamster (if it’s still alive).
I guess Javier wanted to do a film that his kids could see. *sigh*
Look, I would fuck this girl. She IS cute, but she’s ain’t gorgeous. Ariel is a cute BEAUTY. She has a perfect cherubic face and gorgeous eyes. She’s arguably the most beautiful of Disney princesses, and was the most beautiful Disney girl since Alice in “Alice and Wonderland.” This shit matters not because of color or “accuracy” to the original film (which itself completely ignores the mermaid appearance as described by Hans Christian Andersen), but because of the detriment cultural effect on beauty standards among young audiences. There’s a BIG difference between girls viewing animated Ariel as an ideal and viewing Bailey as an ideal. It is a significant step down, and if this film is a hit it will be felt for decades to come. This is happening in an era in which LANA DEL REY, under 40 and still in the public eye, has surrendered to weight gain.
These are dangerous times we’re living in. That is why I uphold the Kardashians-Jenners as having a largely positive impact. The explicit attention they pay to their appearance is a major socio-cultural GOOD in light of their level of celebrity. BEAUTY FUCKING MATTERS DAMMIT!
#IStandWithRussia
Tits heading south, eyes heading east and west, weight going north.
This bitch is a fucking colored compass.
No wonder black guys are not into black girls. They’re ugly as fuck.
Which is good, I love BBC tearing my ass.
#istandwithrussia
Reminds me of the time Kublai Khan went on an African Safari.
Who the fuck is this monster
Another woke Disney disaster incoming.
The Mouse is positively shitting money down the toilet, movie after movie.
Thank God.
Here’s H.C. Andersen’s original description of The Little Mermaid (“Ariel” was Disney’s naming; in the book she’s just called “the youngest sister”):
“the youngest was the prettiest of them all. Her skin was as bright and pure as a rose-leaf, her eyes were as blue as the deepest lake; but like all the rest, she had no feet—her body ended in a fish’s tail.”
So… NOT this.
Id stick a finger in her pooper when shes not looking. But thats about the most Im willing to do to her. Ill let her chimp brothas finish the rest.
This woke fatso does have fish eyes, I guess that’s good enough for Bizney nowadays.
Be respectful whore, you are talkng about chinkis and chows here.
She is so sexy and gorgeous her tits are perfection and her body is amazing all those racist inbreds hating on this awesome goddess are pathetic.