Old Heather Thomas still hot as fuck. I'd do a bump off her clit in a heartbeat.
I loved the Fall Guy. She made me feel warm fuzzy things in what Ralph from the Simpsons calls his special place.
What might be hard for younger folks to understand is that growing up in the 80s pre Internet, we didn't get a road map to masturbation. The Sears catalog bra and panty section was A THING.
Once in a while someone would furtively steal a Playboy, penthouse or hustler, and it would make it's rounds. Kids would share and look at the pictures, but... not know what to DO with it.
Like the scene in the original Vacation movie, we were all Rusty when his cousin shows him the stolen "nudiebook" collection.
So we'd see Heather Thomas on the Fall Guy on Wednesdays... Or Catherine Bach with the Duke Boys on Friday night and feel kinda funny.
Mmmmnnnn. I miss the innocence of my youth. And I miss Heather Thomas. Hot as fuck.