Aliens log. 2019 - Please see pictures for each moment references in following article.
'Day 23 on planet earth. Release.
''I am somewhat baffled by the humans tributes to me and their attempts to induct me to their culture. One of them provided me with a 'gift' of aluminum spheres filled with the element known as 'Helium', their function was not hostile, though the strands leading from them would suggest to me i was their leader. Upon being taken to a source of greasy nutrition i was bestowed with a glass of hellishly red freeze i was made to endure. I still have not been able to 'smile' and some people believe that these gifts would suppress some sort of sorrow i have an aura of carrying within me. The most expedient moemnt was being presenting with a collection of the planets fully grown organic materials known as 'Flowers'. This is what eludes me the most, the potential of the flower is shortened upon its taking and as the council of Elders is aware, we are not ones for cutting the lives of fauna for our own minor pleasure. Before escaping, I also was granted a glass object known as 'Bubbly' or 'Champers' depending on the humans origins of place.
yes lads, i would ride her no problem, but she honestly looks alien when shes has that face on her.