19 thoughts on “Dua Lipa Displays Her Sexy Figure at the Met Gala in NYC (113 Photos)

    1. Diddy

      How did you measure it, Doctor Dick, I suppose the way you normally do by putting it in your asshole and mouth

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        1. Diddy

          You’re obviously wrong Doctor Dick as those 3 cock would be lodged in your arse hole for at least 24 hours. So you say dua lipa was the biggest.

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          1. Doctor Dick

            No. You say say she filled up your arse hole the most with both girth and length. Then you sucked her balls. What is wrong with you.

          2. Big Mick

            Go back to the gloryhole dockie or suck some donkey dick, it’s all you know. You’re liberal agenda will come to an end soon enough.

          3. Spankmaster

            Big Mick, Dockie got banned from the glory hole because he turned out to be too pervertedly demanding of what it offered. He now spends his time sizing up barge poles, as they’re the only things that come close (every pun intended) in pleasing his cosmically gaping arsehole. It’s an extremely sad life for Dockie, one I am so fucking thankful that only he bothers to persue. With any luck, he’ll be dead very soon…

          4. Doctor Dick

            Clearly you two are here trying to impress the handsome Dua. I am sure you both will be impressed my her meaty, girthy cock. She will delight in ramming it up both your arse holes. She will do this as the other one of you suck on her mighty balls. You will both enjoy this lots. Spankmaster will be heard saying ‘yummy’…

  1. PanGuy

    How can anyone believe she is trans? It’s clearly fake news, any internet search confirms that she was born a cis woman

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      1. PanGuy

        There are photos and records of her as a child and teenager. She is a cis woman. It is not possible for anyone to believe that she was actually born a man. They must be internet trolls, that’s all.

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  2. Truth

    Imagine being so terrified of women that you wish all women were actually men. That’s the InCel credo.

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        1. Doctor Dick

          I know that you know this intimately. And by intimately I mean 8 inches up your arse hole.

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  3. Belch

    This dude is always in the women’s locker-room at my local Planet Fitness, jerking his meat while the middle school girls are showering.

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