Cate Blanchett, the queen of sass and elegance, is pictured as the face of CAP 74024’s anniversary issue.
This fire photo shoot, snapped by the talented Zhong Lin, features Cate goin’ braless and rockin’ some serious style in outfits from top designers like Robert Una, showcasin’ them perfect tits.
The whole squad of pros, including stylist Ellen Mirk, makeup artist Mary Greenwell, and hairdresser Sam McKnight, came together to create these stunning images. They didn’t just focus on Cate’s look, but also the vibe, with designer Andrew Lim Clarkson and producer Tristan Rodriguez bringin’ the scenery and light to life.
This shoot isn’t just celebratin’ CAP 74024’s 10th anniversary, but also Cate’s major influence in fashion and cinema. She’s got this magic to bring somethin’ new to every shoot, makin’ each one a masterpiece. Critics and fans are already ravin’ about it, lovin’ the creativity and sophistication.
Always liked her. Supremely talented, effortlessly elegant.
Her only flaw is modesty. C’mon, Cate, you should’ve had some “artistic” (read “explicit”) nudity by now.
I’ll tell you why we never saw her nude except for her ass. In the movie Tár she did her only known topless scene, where she undresses in front of a window at a ridiculous distance from the camera, but with 4K resolution you can still zoom in. And it becomes instantly apparent why she always avoided showing them: They are super-ultra-saggy, literally two shapeless skin bags with zero traces of firmness, no structural tissue holding them up even a little.
If you’ve seen that scene you can 1000% rule out that the mustard colored “dress” in the top pic here (and two more) is from a mold taken of her actual body. Not lying on her back, not even in zero gravity would they hold up like that without support. That’s someone else’s tits, full stop.
For a woman who”s now 55, she still has a rocking body, especially in having such nice, cute, pointy fuckworthy tits. Hmmm, yummy…
Not her tits, wishful thinker.
Hers are the least “pointy” in the known universe because they have no structure that can even remotely “point” anywhere except down.
Watch “Tár” in 4k res from 1:52:50 for 10 seconds or so, and you’ll discover that her tits have the perkiness of two small plastic bags with half a cup of water in each. They dangle and flap helplessly. Great if you need a compass that always points to the floor. “Yummy” they’re not.
Gadget, they look pointy enough to me in that orange get up she is wearing. I’m happy with that, so don’t rain on my parade. Otherwise, I’ll give you some anatomically impossible suggestions as to what you can and will do with your gadget…
Nice natural boobs!
Nothing against Cate, appreciate her and her skills. But some of these outfits are pure trash.
Tits and gash, or it’s not a proper photoshoot.
Old Terry knows where it’s at.
But the orange get up isn’t a soft dress, it’s leather that’s been wrapped around a mannequin, dried and hardened. It would remain standing on its own if she walked away. It’s like a Halloween mask for her torso, the thing behind the mask looks nothing like the mask.
Believe me I’d love it if Cate Blanchett had nice tits for her age. But you want Julianne Moore, Marisa Tomei or Liz Hurley for that. Cate has two doggy ear sag bags flapping in the wind.
You really know how to rain on someone’s parade, don’t you? Even you must admit she looks great wearing elfin ears. Yes, I wouldn’t mind having an encounter with her like that in the forest, enchanted ring or not…
Listen – I always found her exquisitely elegant, with the most beautiful face and the most captivating voice. But I also always make sure to stay anchored in reality. And no matter how beautiful she is above the neck, the sobering reality is that in the body department she has nothing going on. Her tits are two drained skin bags and she has a wide ass that isn’t a sexy bubble butt, but more like the ass of a sturdy man.
It’s not me raining on your parade, it’s that bitch called reality.