English model and actress Cara Delevingne scared her followers on Instagram with a parody of a character from the trilogy “The Lord of the Rings.”
On the published video 26-year-old girl appeared in the image of Gollum. Delevingne lying naked on the floor, repeating the awkward movements of the character. She’s pretty!
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Wtf is this shit
What the fuck?!?!
See how they didn’t put the word sexy for this one
Nuke Hollywood, ASAP.
You know I do wanna fuck her, I do. But then I see this and its like really? WTF!! Is it a good impression? Yes. And lets say I hit the lottery and actually get the chance to fuck her! All im gonna be thinking about is this crazy shit and it isn’t gonna happen! LOL!! AND WHY THE FUCK IS SHE BALD??? LOL!!
Gollum is a dude . . . well this isn’t far off.
omg gollum survived mt doom.
I thought she was the IT’S ALIVE baby.
What
In
The
Actual
Fuck
so evidently I’d fuck Gollum…(shrugs)…
haha that was great
What the fuck???? She used to be sexy, now she look like an anorexic transsexual
Well my boners dead now. Guess I’ll go outside.
Now we know who made the computer generated model for Andy Serkis. She really does look like Gollum. That’s some scary shit right there.
WTF
Who fap to this??
I’m giving it all I can but this is a really tough one! Keep thinking…..Ashley Benson & Miley have gone down to Caraville many times.
IT BURNS!!! IT BURNS US!!!!!!
She probably had a bad episode of psosiaris, hence the shaved head. But the curled up snarling in the corner…what the fuck indeed.
Still better than Maitland.
HAHA
Look. I know I don’t have much to say any more. I like naked lord of the rings characters portrayed by females as much as the next guy, but I have to say something. I know we are in the Harvey Weinstein #metoo era and all. I get it. It’s only cool to show testicles and male abuses in movies. I get that. Really, I do.
But, at my heart, I’m still a spear chucking Neanderthal. And I remember the good old fappening days with Abigail Spencer and her inner labia and Misty May Treanor showing us the worlds most wanted anus and Jennifer Lawrence and Sarah Hyland bending over and letting us examine their tonsils.
It was a good time for Neanderthals. A really good time.
Now, we have entered a more civilized period where men are not allowed to like vaginas or female urethras or Aubrey Plaza’s anus. I get it. I do. Men are supposed to be sensitive and understanding and enjoy all the ball hairs on the movie screens with you 2018 modern chicks who were peeing on YouTube for us 2 years ago,
I get it. I do.
But, if there’s just one regular girl out there in celebrityland who is a Neanderthal like me and who evolved into the Stone Age with me and who enjoys the thought of me enjoying watching her rub her celebrity clit boner while she pees onto her iPhone X camera in her “leaked” video (wink, wink, Amanda Seyfried), then….
Just know I’ll watch it. And enjoy every second of it. 100 times.
That includes you, too, Kate Micucci. Nice job getting your toes wet, but let’s make even bigger headlines this time,no?
Come on, girls, have some pity. Most of us are not bad Luke Harvey – but we still need to see a different naked celebrity every 2 seconds. Think of it as putting a drop of water on a sinners tongue as he burns in hell – you can’t satisfy us or fill us up or give us enough – ever – but you can provide us a wet leaf in the desert, a squirt gun for the forest fire, a strand of sweet spaghetti for the starving man, one pair of dirty, stinky panties for the men’s prison –
I was going to “tl;dr” this post, but…. I actually read it and he speaks the words of truth.
“Now, we have entered a more civilized period where men are not allowed to like vaginas or female urethras or Aubrey Plaza’s anus. I get it. I do. Men are supposed to be sensitive and understanding and enjoy all the ball hairs on the movie screens with you 2018 modern chicks who were peeing on YouTube for us 2 years ago,”
*wipes away tears*
I get it, I do.
Wow you really have no life do you
This guy is good.
What do you call it when a boner goes inward?
This is so hot.She looks so masculine.I bet she could peg me all night long.
Wtf is this i did have lust for her not now
Kill it with fire!!!
You know what doesn’t scare me? Bald cocksuckers like you. You think you’re fooling anyone with that top knot? Bald cunt.
Her True Self
She’s a weird bitch.
Guilt free fap…
Too bad they didn’t liberate the camps in time.
Looks like Robbie Williams
Welp. This will have to do. *unzips pants*
Is she nuts?
When everything fail , go Gollum . Maybe you get some attention
This is what mental illness looks like. And also meth.