35 thoughts on “Britney Spears Topless (4 Photos + Video)

  1. Asswipe

    She has to tease us with her tits as everyone has seen the photos of her cooch all over the internet.

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  2. wawa

    LOL chick going through a blatant midlife crisis. Definitely trying to find a boyfriend but her problem is she’s way past her prime, in midlife crisis mode, has been destroyed by 3 kids so there’s no worthy suitors. A bad combo for a woman is to be delusional and have high standards.

    She’s still having to advertise the goods because no actual high quality guy is having anything to do with that except a good ol pump n’ dump. God only knows what her body count is. I shudder thinking about it.

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  3. Captain Pedantic

    Crapper’s guide to posting pictures:
    Step 1, select a person someone may have heard of, attractiveness is not important
    Step 2, find a good quality picture
    Step 3, reduce image quality by at least 50%
    Step 4, add a large ugly watermark to fool people into thinking you have some kind of rights to the picture
    Step 5, upload

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    1. klawicki

      Can’t really tell with her. Britney is stuck in 2003 so she just may have an extremely low riding bikini bottom

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  4. The REALEST Frame Whore

    I was just kidding earlier. I would totally bang Britney and love trailer park girls! Thats where i found my current slutpuppy.

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  5. klawicki

    I get that she had her growth stunted by the conservatorship. But she was put in that when she was in her late 20s. So why is she now acting like a college freshman on Spring Break circa 2003 trying to get on Girls Gone Wild all the time now?

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  6. Spankmaster

    I’d really like to know what’s happening with her children in all this. To go off on a slight tangent in mentioning Jenna Jameson having children with Tito Ortiz, it’s been proven that their kids have turned out truly fucked up to know that dear old mumsie did porn and got bukkaked by several men. This incredibly hideous sideshow attraction with Britney has all the earmarks of porn, child abuse, serious drug taking, shoot outs with some tone deaf negro rapper and a lengthy stay in drug dry out place. And most of this has already occurred. Tsk, tsk, how the mighty have fallen into a very deep gutter…

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  7. Steve

    Britney is one of the most Beutiful women alive today. I so wish she would just go full nude for our enjoyment.

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