32 thoughts on “Britney Spears Topless (2 New Photos)

    1. God

      I mean, you COULD just focus on the fact that she has a prettier face and a much better body (even at her advanced age) than any woman your ever even held hands with. But, I suppose being a bitter asshole suits you quite well. Proceed.

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  1. Captain Fantastic

    She’s kind of a train wreck, but a nude pictorial by the right photographer would impress the bejesus out of me.

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    1. Humpback Herman

      Definitely would be some awesome doggystyle. Too bad it’s wasted on that closeted Persian. No way he doesn’t prance around in her high heels when she’s away.

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  2. Spankmaster

    She should have done porn right after Disney had finished abusing her. Now she’s just an extremely sad pathetic skank who looks like she enjoys a severe biaitch slapping before servicing her clients at $20 a go. Put on the red light, dear…

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      1. Spankmaster

        My father is dead and cremated. As for your origins, after the aliens probed that seriously inbred cow, even it’s mother refused to raise it, so you were left at a circus as the thing that lives in a pit, fucks hamsters and likes to bite the heads of porcupines. What happened between that and the how’s and whys of where you got to now is a total mystery, so please fill in the blanks…

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          1. Hanzo the Razor

            Be honest now, it was your penis in his mouth. Everyone knows that.

            But who that Priest was who was balls deep in your ass at the time, is still unknown.

            I wonder where Davidson was that day?

  3. Hanzo the Razor

    And I thought she would be at the Grammy’s, winning awards for her music.

    Yeh, right. She’s simply an instagram whore these days.

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      1. Hanzo the Razor

        Whereas your mother is a very irregular whore. Especially after that crew of gangbangers daisychained her in every orifice.

        She hasn’t shit right since.

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          1. Hanzo the Razor

            Her bladder control is weak, yes. The consequence of getting railed by multiple motorcycle clubs without the use of lube. Eventually the blood became too congealed and disgusted even the tough bikers.

  4. Spankmaster

    Just to add, her face in the first photo is enough to severely frighten a slavering, rabid Rottweiler. Just saying…

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