23 thoughts on “Britney Spears Topless (12 Pics + Video)

  1. Spankmaster

    Three repetitive, yet basic questions I must now pose as follows:

    What the fuck is she trying to prove, who the fuck is going to give a shit about what she is proving and why the fuck must she torture us like this?

    Iā€™d really like to know the answers to these questions, as my only other consideration is for her to take as much heroin as possible now. Iā€™m sure the morgue technicians will get a cheap thrill out of meeting a singing superstarā€¦

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    1. Doctor Dick

      She is on her way to a Top 5 spot. Your frustration at her lack of cock is due to you being a faggot. Hope that clears things up for you Spankmaster.

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        1. Spankmaster

          All that it clears up for me, Dockie and you extremely fraudulent fuckfaced fag, is that your outrageous lying to talk such shit is only matched by you fucking shit, the fraudulent fuckfaced fag who is one of your schizoid personalities and anything else that wants to abuse your extremely sad and sorry arses. That being said, just fuck off and die. You know yo want toā€¦

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      1. Big Mick

        Doctor Dick,

        Stop pretending to like women, be yourself, hopefully crapper posts more jessica Alves pictures for you. I am not a homophob like you, stop with the slurs fag boy

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        1. Doctor Dick

          Big Mick’s revised Top 5. Jessica Alves, Freddie Mercury, Kim Jung Un, Marc Almond, Spankmaster in a very tight pair of shorts. Sorry Spankmaster its number 5 for you. You are a Mega Faggot faggot.

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          1. Spankmaster

            Dockie, your top five list proves that as you have such intimate knowledge of the first five people you mentioned that not only do you so want to fuck them blind in being turned into shit given that you already have, but that you canā€™t even count properly, not that Iā€™m ever going to be number 6 or anywhere on this list, considering Big Mick and I are heterosexual. That being said, the sewer is calling you, so just fuck off back there as soon as you canā€¦

  2. Prince Andrew

    Spoke to Britney’s publisist about these pictures and they were apparently taken after Britney’s Ukrainian masseuse had just performing oral relief. Britney feels that since Sam was a faggot going full lesbian was the obvious choice.

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