27 thoughts on “Britney Spears Sexy & Topless (9 Photos)

  1. Prince Andrew

    Another interesting thing about Brittany’s book is that she says that the thing she misses the most is other celebrities who want to fuck her and that she has to make do with a sand faggot like Sam.

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    1. Doctor Dick

      I hear her pain Andrew. I would advise her not to date any of the four major faggots on here. The faggots, Big Mick, the Real SJ and Peter Dobson will not be commenting this weekend. They are locked in Spankmasters basement subsisting entirely on his cum. They are awaiting Spankmasters Weekend Anal Armageddon.

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      1. Spankmaster

        You two fuckfaced fags can have this thing and fuck her arse (but you most preferring Russell Brand, of course Dockie) until it bleeds from whatever strap ons you stick up it and yourselves. Please also take the sawn off shotgun suppository as many times as you must to clear your minds, as Iā€™m sure it will help ease your frustrationsā€¦

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        1. Davidson

          Please leave Doctor Dick alone, he and I have a very happy marriage and he gets very stressed when he isn’t the alpha in the room.
          Thankfully, I can wear a Justin Timberlake mask and that seems to calm him down, then I suck his penis and sometimes he can even get it hard. Those are the “good times”!
          Tee Hee!

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          1. Big Mick

            Congratulations on your relationship, I hope it works out for you both. Dr Dick has only ever been treated like a 2 dollar by the degenerate faggots he calls his husbands.
            It’s refreshing to see him in a loving relationship where he can grow and prosper, the days of being fucked by donkeys or sucking off goats for Russell Brand are over. Davidson I hope your faggot relationship with Dickie is a loving one

      2. Big Mick

        Dr Dick.

        It’s good to see that you can relate to britany spears and the pain she has to endure from faggots fucking her up the ass as oulined by Prince Andrew, I can only presume that you too have endured hours of anal fucking from Russell and his degenerate ass fuckers.
        I bet you like dressing up like brittany and showing off your booty for the boys, you cock sucker you.

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  2. Spankmaster

    Give her electro convulsive shock therapy now. Plug her into the mains and let 240 volts just rip through her system for about an hour or so..Iā€™m sure it will do her the world of good in just seriously fucking around with her sensibilities to giving her some clarityā€¦

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    1. Doctor Dick

      I did not realise there was electricity. I believed you burned kangaroo shit to warm up your dingo. Clearly you are a faggot.

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      1. Big Mick

        Dr Dick,

        I feel bad telling you the reality of your life, but I have formed the opinion that you are at retard level I.Q. and I don’t feel it is right to expose your faggot ways any longer as you don’t have the mental capacity to deal with such matters. If you enjoy your degenerate cock sucking life style that’s your choice faggot.

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        1. Spankmaster

          Big Mick, I agree entirely with you, only to repeatingly add that Dockie actually has multiple doctorates in the following disciplines, philosophies and/or practices:

          1. Bestiality.
          2. Necrophilia.
          3. Coprophagy. (Shit-eating)
          4. Coprophilia. (Shit-fucking)
          5. Necrocoulrophilia. (Fucking dead clowns)
          6. Necrephebophilia. (Fucking dead dwarves)
          7. Homospectrophilia. (Fucking male ghosts)

          I could list a shitload more, but I think Iā€™ve frightened everyone enough as to Dockieā€™s achievements in doctoral deviant deployment. Besides, his doctorate in homosexuality is more than enough to please all his punters, especially Russell Brand, so them fucking each other to death will certainly keep us all happy and peacefulā€¦

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  3. Real SJ

    Thank God this loony isn’t allowed to look after her kids, or even have access to them.
    She’s a slice short of a pizza, and would probably “Casey Anthony” them both if given the chance.

    Her countdown is well underway.

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  4. Disgruntled Werewolf

    She can afford a better camera, right? I have no idea what she is using, but I had a digital camera 25 years ago that was really cheap and took better quality pictures.

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  5. Will

    The comment section on this site is made up of the dumbest, most racist, loser motherfuxkers that couldn’t get laid if they tried.

    You fucking idiots, get back to your Doritos, Mountain Dew and Fortnite.

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    1. NNNNNNN

      I loved it!

      And then when I fucked your mother, she lit up like a pinball machine and spit out silver dollars from her mouth in payment!

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      1. Spankmaster

        Just to add NNNNNNN, I think Mr. Porter is a candidate for alternate water therapy treatment, the alternate being that we keep him submerged in a vat filled with dog urine until he feels like he won’t want to complain anymore. I’m sure he will appreciate our efforts…

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