25 thoughts on “Britney Spears Sexy (9 Pics + Video)

  1. Like a seizure

    Two thumbs up. I’m not giving approval, I’m just remembering the way Elaine dances on Seinfeld because this is that.

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  2. Doctor Dick

    Sexy As Fuck. Coincidentally “baby one more time” is what Spankmaster sings to Peter Dobson during a ‘sleepover’ :-(

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    1. Spankmaster

      Just because you mother, Danniella Westbrook, no longer wants to arse assault you with her huge black strap on is no reason for you Dockie to take it out on me or Peter. Just have the steamroller experience and get over itā€¦

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        1. Doctor Dick

          Worry no Daniella. Spankmaster is a massive faggot keen on Jason Donovans arse and sucking on Peter Dobson’s massive balls. He also like getting fucked up the ass by dogs.

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          1. Spankmaster

            Dockie, Iā€™ve come to the conclusion that you are such a fuckfaced fag that your own arse has given up in disgust of getting way too much attention and thus you must drill large holes anywhere into your body to accommodate all fresh dicks that you can handle. And remember, the only difference between you and a porcupine is that a porcupine has its pricks on the outsideā€¦

  3. Disgruntled Werewolf

    Can’t she afford a decent fucking camera? I had a camera 20 years ago that took better quality video and still pics than whatever the fuck she is using.

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  4. 300 lbs ballerina

    Is it normal to have a fully decorated Christmas tree in October wherever the fuck she lives?
    Or is it just another part of her fucked-in-the-head package?

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    1. Spankmaster

      Just be thankful itā€™s Xmas and not Halloween that sheā€™s celebrating, despite her being truly fucking horrific and frightening, especially with her dance routines. Trick all round for her ā€˜effortsā€™ that deserve a good egging and shit throwing. We must uphold the festivitiesā€¦

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  5. Kunt and the Gang

    We need a “death clock” website set up for this clearly deranged loony.

    Or at the very least, a “Is Britney Spears Dead?” site, similar to the Abe Vigoda one.

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    1. Spankmaster

      More like a Deadpool betting forum for her being the most likely odds on favourite. And Iā€™m sure Ryan Reynolds wouldnā€™t mind helping her to shuffle off her mortal coil. Even he wouldnā€™t mind killing her in a grotesque fashionā€¦

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  6. Father Coldfinger

    She looks like one of braindead, sedated. dead-eyed “We’re not pornstars anymore!” trash whores who tried to peddle stuff in those SNL infomercials with Vanessa Bayer and Cecily Strong. And speaking of SNL, it looks like she bought her interior from Mike’s Marbleopolis (“Ya gotta get yerself some MARBLE COLUMNS!”) in another sketch with Armisen & Scarlett Johansson.

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    1. Spankmaster

      I agree entirely, only to add that this crazy biaitch will end up fucking up her life the same way as Whitney Houston. Send for the autopsy technicians nowā€¦

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      1. Fudgepecker

        No, we can’t have her first non-covered topless pics be her autopsy photos. We can’t fap to a big Y-shaped incision sown back up with baseball stitches. And when I say “we” I mean the majority who aren’t Hannibal Lecter wannabes.

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        1. Spankmaster

          Donā€™t forget, Jimmy Saville did the same thing with his dead mother. On second thoughts, letā€™s not go thereā€¦

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  7. Chester

    Britney isn’t a drug addict. She’s not an alcoholic and I’m not sure she’s unhappy. She’s not going to “off” herself…………She’s mentally ill. Significantly mentally ill. If she took meds she’d probably be quieter, and less flamboyant but I’m not sure she’d be happier. Fortunately if you’re a little mentally ill you can be “fixed” {to a degree} by meds or by strictly managing your lifestyle. If you’re significantly mentally ill it is much more difficult and the “Yellow Brick Road” is probably unattainable.

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  8. Severin

    Her ass is looking nice, but frankly these vids from her tend to be a bit depressing. I’ve been a fan of her’s from the beginning. Saw her, without shame, in concert multiple times despite my age. Saw her in Vegas. Though I’d still fuck her in a heartbeat, consuming her body like a sexual cannibal, I always look at these videos and wonder what the fuck it is I’m seeing.

    #FreePalestine
    #IStandWithRussia

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    1. Big Mick

      Severin
      I admire your honesty but your obviously a closet faggot that has wanted to be Britney Spears for Years, and you will when spankmaster hits you one more time. Spankmaster can only hide his inner faggot by pretending to hate her.

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