“Celebrity Big Brother” star Frenchy Morgan behind-the-scenes of her shoot for “Bare” bikinis. She is rarely photographed in any color other than pink on Malibu Beach, 07/30/2018.
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“Celebrity Big Brother” star Frenchy Morgan behind-the-scenes of her shoot for “Bare” bikinis. She is rarely photographed in any color other than pink on Malibu Beach, 07/30/2018.
Twitter: https://twitter.com/cbbfrenchy
She’s rarely pink.
Shes so hot , my eyes are burning.
They all use the same rock. Can you imagine the cooties on that thing?
For fuck sake woman, kill yourself already.
There’s enough seaweet to stuff-choke your lungs… need a hand?
Wat is ‘seaweet’ ?
Seaweed ya idiot. The healthier version of those guacamole nachos your so dying for to have, but are to lazy to get out that deathbed.
I just googled her. She’s famous for doing a few porns, then a bunch of reality TV. That’s all she’s done with her sad, pathetic life.
& thanks to fapping virgins like yourself she was able to capitalize with her porn career
Says the autistic kid still paying for his pr0n …
She was kind of hot 15 years ago. Another plastic surgery disaster.
She’d have to pay me to fuck her
I hope they didn’t spread my ashes there. Goddammit.
Bad news Burt, Spanky has wedged your remains far up her arse using his rectal zygmoidascope. You wont be seeing daylight for a very, very long time !
PS Burt, Dead Freddie Mercury said can he have his moustache back.
I had it first. Fuck him.
Come to think of it, he might like that.
Never mind.
Goddammit.
I think that’s where this is heading Burt.
Hey Burt, nice moustache, is it mine
Ned Beatty likes it in the ass. Trust me on this one. Goddammit.
James, you know me so well. I even tried turning her to ash with the flame option on my magic wand, but all that happened is that she melted into a huge horrible plastic fucking heap, which is exactly what everyone sees here in these images. I did my best to get rid of her, but sadly, even I can only do so much. Perhaps Jeremy might tie her to the back of his car and take her out for a drag until there is nothing left. It would only be an improvement…
Thank the lord for a sexy woman at last !
Top Gears number 1 groupie, is seen modelling Jeremy Fucking Clarkson’s best beach bikini.
We are hoping to do a more ‘in depth’ shoot using the services of Spanky and his rectal Zygmoidascope, for our Christmas calendar !
Yes James, but remember, no coked up donkey as well, no performance. Believe it or not, we still have standards to maintain…
No standards around these parts as I recall Mr Spankster. I was thinking of getting a Frenchy Morgan ‘scratch and sniff’ advent calendar for JC.
I need to check out the calendar and thought you might be interested in ‘sniffing out’ the original Frenchy Morgan. I hear she is quite aromatic !
P.S. James, fuck the Xmas calendar. I’m thinking more of Halloween. It’s sooner and she won’t need any make up for it, especially with what I have planned with her, my magic wand and the coked up donkey…
Thanking you Spanker. I wake up many a night dreaming of her soaking, unwashed minge grinding into my face.
Is this what you would like to do with Frenchy. And, need I ask, where will you wedge your Rectal Zygmoidascope.
P.S. Spankster. In case of bookings, remember JC plays ‘what does my finger smell of’ with Frenchy on a Wednesday evening (after badminton).
Her anal warts spell “Get it here” in braille nowadays. Missed opportunity not to show them.
Trantastic!
Just like the coked up donkey I sometimes star with, she reminds me of a well-known old song and here it is:
“The old grey mare she ain’t what she used to be…”
Only John Denver (or even Bob Denver) could do her justice…